hey howdy hey
I interupt your doomscroll for some kitty content
Max and Milo want you to remember that living your true self and laughing weakens fascists' power!
Love without reservation!
#maxandmilo #fcknazis #fckfascism #fightthegoodfight #kitties #cats
i should post on here more
here's max purring and kneading 🥰 #kitty #cats
11/18/2025, 1 engagement
The vet said Maxie's a bit overweight.
"Dat vet can kiss my furry butt!"
#kitty #cats #vetvisit #chonky #catsofmastodon
what does max keep in his primordial pouch?
excess meows, energy for nighttime zoomies, emergency kibble, contempt for mankind
#kittybelly #primordialpouch #cats #catsofmastodon
4/13/2025, 1 engagement
Hello, you've reached the office of my vagina. We're neither taking in or putting out, no matter how many laws you pass. Kindly stick your dick into an aligator's mouth and don't fucking try me again. Anything you say after the beep will be ignored, like you have ignored the past 400 years of history. BEEP.
#nope #feminism #womensrights
milo hates the perch, so he does feats (or feets?) of acrobatics to look out the window
he is a silly
#milo #sillyboy #kitty #cats #catsofmastodon
the max has his high beams on
it means he's charging 🤭
#kitty #glowingeyes #cats #catsofmastodon
milo rejects your peasant window perches
he is a king and shall rise to higher places
#kingmilo #milo #silly #cats #catsofmastodon
milo shows more decorum than an entire room of GOP fuckwads
#milo #fancyboy #cats #crossedpaws #catsofmastodon
sooooo shit really sucks right now
still fighting the good fight
have a pic of kitties for some serotonin
#resist #fightback #cats #catsofmastodon
there's too much #Congress grandstanding and not enough Nazi punching
you cannot reason with #fascists!
#punchmorenazis
fancy, crossed-pawed max says 😋
#fancycats #cats #catsofmastodon
maxie knocked the catnip off the table, bit it open, and had a party
dude is tasting colors right now
I can't be mad at him, I wish I was fucking high right now jfc
#cats #catsofmastodon #420 #catweed #catnip
French Revolution Redux, anyone? ✋️
#eattherich #guillotines #revolution #chopchop #fucktrump
https://www.cdturnerwrites.org/rebel-logs/rebel-logs-1-welcome-to-the-fight-im-sorry-were-all-here
#rebellion #rebellogs #blogs #blogwriter #writersky #writersofbluesky #writer #fascism #fightback #fightfascism
yeah, you can keep your brainrot app, Donald Cunt can go suck off a rabid tazmanian devil with his dumbass political stunts
#fuckoff2025 #donaldtrumpisafuckingtroll #tiktokban #gofuckyourself
the dingus duo rests so that they may wreak havoc later on
i concur, my furry children 😴
#kittynaps #sleepykitties #furbabies #kitties #cats #catsbelike #catsofmastodon
my cat has oodles more class than stinky Diaper Don
maxie for purrsident!
#maxforpresident #catpresident #kitty #purrsident #cats #catsofmastodon #politics
silly goober
#kitty #sillykitty #cats #catsbelike #catsofmastoson
A ban of any social media site is the beginning of censorship. The beginning of government-sanctioned censorship is the beginning of a dictatorship.
Nazi Germany didn't start with the deportation of the untermensch to the camps. It started with the dissemination of anti-semetic propaganda and censorship of the free press.
Fascism isn't coming - its here.
#fascism #americanfascism #nazis #neonazis #socialmedia #tiktokban
the kitties are having a snooze
#sleepykitties #cats #catpics #snoozycats #catsofmastodon
1/9/2025, 1 engagement
do sleeping maxies dream of electric mice?
#highbrowjoke #cats #kitty #sleepykitty #kittytummy #catsofmastodon
"I am the Max and I guard the house... You must pay the pet tax or I claw the couch."
#max #pettax #maxie #maxthecat #tuxedo #drseuss #
June: You don't understand. I lied to you. This is a...brutal place.
Castillo: Ms. Offred?
June: They kill us if we try to run away. They beat us, maim us...cut off a finger if you get caught reading. Second offense, just the whole hand. They rape me. Each month when I might be fertile.
Castillo: I'm sorry.
June: We didnt choose this. We're prisoners. I was caught trying to escape. They took my daughter.
Castillo: I'm...sorry.
June: You don't have to be sorry. Please don't be sorry. You need to do something.
Castillo: I...can't help you.
June: What are you going to trade us for? Fucking CHOCOLATE?! We're human beings!
Castillo: I am from Xipica, Ms Offred. It is nice city, about the size of Boston. We haven't had a baby born alive in six years. My country is dying.
June: My country's already dead.
--The Handmaid's Tale, 1x06
#hulu #handmaidstale #thehandmaidstale #fascism #christofascism
milo requests belly rubs
#milo #kittybelly #bellyrubs #kitty #cats #catsofmastodon
12/30/2024, 1 engagement
max: yep, thats me. you're probably wondering how I got in this predicament.
he ran, jumped, and smacked into the window. no catnip, just MAXimum chaos and zoomies
#cats #weird #catsofmastodon #zoomies #doofus
hmmm
where oh where could the maxie be?
#max #cats #catsofmastodon #masterofdisguise #kittytail
me: trying to sleep
dream: what if our brains are actually an alien species that hijacked bodies to use as fleshy mech armor suits?
me: wakes up then I must have been invaded by a fucking useless bastard brain
#dreams #weirddreams #wtf #stopit
🎶cause this is thrilleeeeeeerrrr
thriller night
and no one's bout to save you
from the kitty about to strike! 🎶
#strikeapose #kitty #sleepykitty #thrillerpose #cats #catsofmastodon
the maxie holds my hand
#paws #kittypaws #cats #catsofmastodon #kitty
a good response to any ridiculous question about politics is "hahahahahahaha...oh. you're serious. oh, dear."
#politics #family #toxicfamily #questions
the maxie gets into the christmas spirit with a jingling joy
#kitty #christmas #catmus #video #meowychristmas
happy holidays to all who celebrate! however big or small your christmas tree or family is, I hope you were able to be with loved ones. if you are estranged from your family due to abuse and politics, remember that a family isn't just blood. it is perfectly alright to build a family from people who respect and love you. if you're alone this holiday season, I hope you are at least safe and well-fed.
#christmas #happyholidays #merrychristmas #family #friends
I think Biden should be bring Commander to the inauguration and "accidentally" unleash him near all the Trump loyalists
what? he cant be held accountable. remember? presidential immunity!
#commanderforpresident #unleashthedogs #dogsofwar #trump #inauguration
reasons to lose weight (that aren't self-deprecating):
--run from zombies --run with dogs --less back pain --have more energy for hobbies --maybe it'll help with depression --survive a civil war --survive an apoc...nah, fat or skinny, I dont want to survive an apocalypse. please obliberate me --self confidence...whatever that is --live longer...though...why...?
reasons not to lose weight: --heaviness as a weapon...someone attacks me, Shamu their ass (bodyslam) --harder to kidnap --less creepy men. there are less creepy men, but the number is never 0 --belly shelf --avoid the climate apocalypse by dying young --annoy fatphobic people by existing
#weightloss #procons #health
you aren't going to take down Trump by appealing to his morals. he has proven quite well that is a stupid, evil sociopath.
you need to attack him where it truly hurts: his EGO
he is the textbook definition of narcissistic personality disorder. he HATES when people mock him. and its usually the pettiest things that jab at him the most. VP Kamala Harris mocked Trump rallies and how people got bored and left early. godDAMN did that fucking hurt his bitchbaby feelings!
think of the most egotistical, wannabe macho motherfucker you ever met and think of what you could say to humiliate the absolute fuck out of them because most likely, Trump has the same type of attitude.
calling him a fascist doesn't work. he's proud of that. no, call him a manbaby. mock his makeup. he wears more makeup than his wife. make fun of his golf swing. sure, its the pettiest fucking thing...but he is a 13-year-old boy in a drugged up, flabby old man body. he exudes small-dick energy. nobody wants his herpes infected mushroom chode.
#trump #hitemwhereithurts #ego #narcissist #trumpisamanbaby #politics
snoozy boi
max will sometimes let out a strange yawn-like noise when he settles down to nap
its like "mroooowmmmmmmm..."
#cats #catsofmastodon #goodmeowning #kitty #snoozy #sleepykitty
all I want for Christmas are bad things happening to evil people
"that's not proper Christmas spirit--"
stick your "reason for the season" horseshit back up your ass, Virtue-Signal Vicky
kindness is not going to work against billionaires who would gladly watch you rip each other apart in a civil war while eating caviar in their gold-trimmed bunkers
so, I very much wish the Grinch would steal their Christmas and their ill-gotten wealth while he's at it
#christmas #seasonsgroanings #fuckbillionaires #defydeposedefund
caught the naughty boy nearly putting his nose in my water cup
you have your own bougie cat fountain, sir
#cats #spoiled #bougiecat #catsofmastodon
"pet me, peasant"
#pettheking #max #maxthecat #spoiledkitty #tuxedocat #cats #catsofmastodon
the maxie has the sillies
#maxie #kitty #catsofmastodon #cats #goofy #sillyboy
Cops: "Murder is not acceptable in any capacity!"
Pig says what now???
I can't even articulate how fucking hypocritical that is.
Go sit on a motherfucking iron-wrought fence-post, Sergeant Oinkly
#fuckthepolice #pigs #ceos
Lord Maxington the Fluff, King of the Towels, Hall Monitor of the Manor, Destroyer of Rugs, Keeper of the Perch.
pay fealty or earn his wrath
#kingmax #kitty #kingofthetowels #cats #catsofmastodon
never
ever
ever ever ever
trust a fart
😳😳😳
#oops #gambledandlost #life #nevertrustafart #lifelessons #codebrown #bringmemybrownpants
stomach: what did you just eat
uhhh...pizza?
stomach: puts on army hat picks up phone yeah, intestines? put colon on red alert, this dumb lactose intolerant bitch never learns her lesson
#lactoseintolerant #lifelessons #pizzaisbae #sorrycolon
a plump maxloaf is better than any Christmas fruitcake
directions for preparation:
tenderize the Max with rigorous petting
call him handsome and a good boy
place on floor to serve
if you prepared him well, he will look like this
#maxloaf #christmasrecipe #catmus #cats #catsofmastodon #christmas
Americans: do something about the greedy CEOs!
government: okay! lets allow them to issue mass layoffs to mitigate their losses and give them buybacks!
Americans: thats not what we meant! they shouldn't be given so much lobbying power with politicians!
gov't: sorry, can't hear you over the noise of my coin-filled pockets jingling!
Americans: then I guess its time for violence since lawful means of justice don't work!
gov't: WAIT YOU CANT DO THAT
#ceos #greed #greedycorporations #apathy #government #buybacks #layoffs #unitedhealthcare #healthinsurance
milo be rolling, rolling, rolling
#milo #kitty #silly #cats #catsofmastodon
what a polite young man
well, other than him laying on the rug he flipped up
he could model for Fancy Feast
I get 80% of those profits though, prospective cat agent
#fancybeast #fancyfeast #catmodel #handsome #cats #catsofmastodon
the maxloaf lets out a squeaky meow to say "good morning!"
#goodmeowning #kitty #catloaf #cats #catsofmastodon
Give the people justice or they're going to take it from you.
People being stomped on don't ask politely not to be stomped on, they break your fucking toes and stomp on you.
#justice #classism #onepercent #eattherich
my caravel got ship-bukkaked in Civ 6
he's alright, he just feels a bit slutty
#civ6 #civvi #civilizationvi #sidmeier #sidmeierscivilization
the milo likes to tear up curtains
#milo #milothemenace #curtainsbeware #cats #catsofmastodon
"what about the CEO's widow and children?"
I am sorry that they had such a piece of shit for a husband and dad. I'm sure his vast inheritance will mop up their tears.
What about the thousands of people he allowed to be widowed after refusing claims to medical treatments to save their spouses?
Mrs. Thompson gets to cry into silk hankerchiefs and she has a beautiful mansion to grieve in. Meanwhile, thousands of the much poorer widows still have to deal with the medical debt even after losing their loved ones.
I'm not going to feel sorry for someone who made millions off of human misery. Feel free to call me a heartless bitch if it makes you feel better.
#ceo #brianthompson #latestagecapitalism #unitedhealthcare #healthinsurance
he moved too fast to get a clear picture
this is how he likes to greet me, belly first 😇
he is a sweet angel kitty who likes belly rubs
#milo #angelkitty #cats #catsofmastodon
hey, you know what I really don't condone?
insurance companies refusing to cover insulin, epi-pens, inhalers, and live-saving surgeries
I'm not gonna cry over a bougie fuckwad who has never gone bankrupt because of crushing medical debt
#ceo #unitedhealthcare #fuckbrianthompson #burninhell #restinpiss #capitalism #insurance
things I say to my cats that would be really weird to hear out of context:
sarcastically Thank you for showing me your butthole.
Get your nose out of his ass!
Why are you on the printer/counter/old television?
Quit attacking my feet! Unprovoked aggression!
#cats #catsofmastodon #weird #kitties #catsbelike
congratulate the good boy, he caught a spider and ate it
#maxie #exterminator #cats #catsofmastodon #goodboy
thats an album cover!
whats their band name?
milo and the max
max n milo
maxie and the miles
miles purr hour ft. maximum fluff
#album #catsofmastodon #cats #kitties #bandname #albumcover
the pattern on milo's butt and his tail looks like a deformed elephant
#kitty #catsofmastodon #cats #elephant #kittybutt
the maxie is contemplating about destroying the rug
he decides its too much work and leaves to eat kibble
#goodboy #max #catsofmastodon #cats #ruglife
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decree_770
#abortion #pronatalist #nicolaeceausecu #ceausecu #decree770 #romanian revolution
max has a favorite strip of plastic he plays with
he hides it under rhe rug, then spends some time trying to retrieve it (its hard cause he doesn't have opposable thumbs), carry it in his mouth and growl at his brother
he's...special
#max #maxthecat #catsofmastodon #cats
sometimes maxie will get so relaxed from pets that he'll let out a rancid fart
maxie: who smelt it, dealt it, hooman
#cats #catsofmastodon #max #tuxedo #catfart
I have my VPN switched to a UK network so I can watch a show on the BBC site
these were the trending searches in the United Kingdom
I would love to only have bad chicken to worry about
I know y'all have your own idiots in power, but America's really winning the idiot olympics and its depressing af
#uk #usa #unitedkingdom #news #trending
Biden pardoned his son because he was in significant danger from not just the overly-punitive prisom system but any MAGA CO or prisoner who wants revenge.
Trump pardoned over 200 domestic terrorists who will inevitably join him in his pathetic crusade to fuck over America to fill his bank account.
Trump winning the election isn't going to benefit you MAGA trolls at all. Quite the opposite, in fact. So, why are you gloating? Was it really worth the worsening inflation, loss of your healthcare, and forced deportation of your workforce to "punish the libs"? You're on the sinking ship with the rest of us. Some of you have floaties and scuba masks, but you are still ending up in the ocean, one way or another.
#pardon #bidenpardon #magamorons #inflation #tarrifs #trumpfascist #thisbenefitsnoone
"trump and hunter biden are just as corrupt"
tell me, when you shake your head, does your peanut-sized brain bounce off the walls of your skull like a bouncy ball?
Trump has sexually assaulted scores of women and will continue to in office. He was indicted on 34 felony counts. He has Putin's dick in his mouth and Elon's lips on his shitty ass. He's putting dangerous morons in charge of government and national defense. He has a mansion full of classified documents.
Hunter Biden has, at worst, conspiracy and drug charges, but has mostly been a target of GOP bullies. He's being punished because the GOP want revenge, not progess.
Most importantly, Hunter Biden isnt the one who incited a riot on Jan 6 and pardoned domestic terrorists!
Hunter Biden hasn't been elected to any government position.
Meanwhile, you re-elected an orange wannabe despot who would light a cigar off your burning body.
#gfy #trumpisacunt #pardon #hunterbiden #biden
12/4/2024, 1 engagement
a fucking felon became president
I don't give a shit what Hunter Biden did
Trump literally has a mansion full of classified documents
one goddamn laptop is a tiny drop in a ocean's worth of political corruption
Trump pardoned literal domestic terrorists.
Biden can pardon his son.
#hunterbiden #biden #pardon #trump #trumpcansuckafart #trumpisacunt
milo is already celebrating catmas
#catmas #kitty #cats #catsofmastodon #
the maxie ran out of kitty gas. needs to refuel with a cat nap.
#sleepy #max #catsofmastodon #cats
the milo channels his inner sphinx
do you feel the call of your ancestors in Egypt, Mr. Milo?
#milo #kitty #egyptiancatgod #sphinx #bastet
the miloaf wishes you a happy thanksgiving, friendsgiving, or foodsgiving. remember that you are not obligated to be around toxic family members. it is perfectly okay to not celebrate the holiday because of its true historical significance.
#thanksgiving #foodsgiving #friendsgiving #holiday #toxicfamily #miloaf #milo #cats #catsofmastodon #kitty
silly boy brothers
#kitties #cats #catsofmastodon #brudders #brothers
11/26/2024, 1 engagement
There are more sexual predators in the US Congress and Senate than there are in the entirety of the trans people population. Give those creeps their own goddamn bathrooms. I don't want to use a toilet after a Republican, I might catch a venereal disease.
#unoreverse #politics #transgenderban #fuckyou #fuckmikejohnson #gofuckyourself
playing Civ 5
Sweden: I am troubled by your proposal
Carthage: I am most troubled by your proposal
China: I am troubled by your proposal
ALL I DID WAS PROPOSE ART FUNDING GUYS
#civbelike #civ5 #civilization5 #sidmeierscivilization
what in the goddamn fuck is wrong in this country???
#election2024
11/6/2024, 1 engagement
milo likes to liquify when I pet him while he's looking out the window
#sillyboy #milo #catsofmastodon #cats #catsareliquid
8/11/2024, 1 engagement
so, tostitos nacho cheese is absolutely disgusting
luckily i had mexican blend shredded cheese, so that on top of the taco meat saved the nachos
leave some actually good nacho cheese recipes please
#food #nachos #recipes
"homeless people need to quit being lazy and get jobs"
a lot of them do have jobs. the jobs don't pay enough for them afford a house or apartment. quit blaming the symptoms instead of the diseases, which are late stage capitalism and greed of corporations
#unhoused #homeless #wageinequality #corporategreed #capitalism
by all means, keep posting publicly about how you're gonna shoot liberals with unflattering photos of you with your illegal AK-47
I'm sure that won't have repercussions for you
#cult45 #magacult #doit #pussies #republicansarepussies #trumpisacunt #felontrump
think i left them in the air fryer a touch too long
those are some FAT wieners
#food #hotdogs #theyrehotdogsiswear #franks #airfryer
Maxie likes to lay on top of the towel shelf.
Yeah? You like getting all the clean towels furry?
#cats #catsofmastodon #catsbelike #furrytowels
5/18/2024, 1 engagement
