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Namaskaram

GM pilgrims gonna pilgrim

After I saw this post from Cramer... I immediately knew whats happening.

GM 🤙

New Entropy just hit.

Jokes aside, looks nice

staiblecooaan

happy clanker, happy life

Free Boba GM

"iPhone".....

Putain!

For our safety.... GM

GM Monday 👌

Never touch a running system.

Security called me at 6:12 AM today. "Patch every PHP server immediately." I asked what happened. "Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required." Cool. How many PHP servers do we have? According to inventory: 12 According to reality: Nobody knows. We found one running WordPress. Three running old internal tools. One under someone's desk. Two inside vendor appliances. A forgotten employee directory from 2016. And a server named: PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH Naturally, that one runs payroll exports. Then we found a PHP 5.6 box. I asked who owned it. The documentation said: BRIAN. Brian left in 2019. We called Brian. He said: "Oh wow, that's still running?" Excellent. By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call. CEO: "Can hackers actually get in?" Security: "Potentially yes." CEO: "Without a password?" Security: "Yes." CEO: "Then why do WE need passwords?" Not the lesson. Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue. Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers. Finance asked for a cost comparison. At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline. Marketing refused: "Our campaign is live." So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover. We finally patched everything we could find. Then our scanner discovered another PHP server. Hostname: TEMP-PHP-2014 Uptime: 4,512 days. Nobody knows what it does. Nobody owns it. Nobody can shut it down. But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels. Security has classified it as critical infrastructure. It is running PHP 5.4. The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees. The emergency patch took four hours. Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven. The internet isn't held together with code. It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.

Spending one half of the day in the sauna and the other one on nostr while the clanker is clankering.

Life is simple.

Cashu NFTs??? 😂😂😂😂

focus on your craft

We found the next big thing!

This is the way

Not a fan of XBT, but this point is 💯 valid.

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Strive's ticket is $ASST

lol

Strive Inc. (Nasdaq: ASST) is a publicly traded asset management company that operates as a Bitcoin Treasury firm, aiming to accumulate Bitcoin and increase Bitcoin per share to outperform the asset over the long run. Founded in 2022 and merged with Semler Scientific in September 2025, Strive uses a combination of equity offerings, warrant exercises, and preferred stock issuance (SATS) to fund its acquisitions without excessive dilution of common stock.

As of mid-October 2026, Strive holds approximately 35,595 BTC, valued at roughly $2.9 billion, ranking it as the fourth-largest publicly traded corporate Bitcoin holder, surpassing MARA Holdings. The company has executed aggressive buying campaigns, recently purchasing 2,822 BTC for $235 million and 3,311 BTC for $280 million in a matter of weeks, funded largely by warrant exercises yielding $369 million.

CEO Matt Cole has stated the company’s ambition to become the second-largest public Bitcoin holder, trailing only Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy). To support this, Strive priced a $630 million preferred stock offering in October to raise additional capital for future Bitcoin purchases. Analysts at TD Cowen raised their price target for Strive shares to $56 from $44, citing the company's rapid accumulation pace which exceeded fourth-quarter expectations.

How about no?

GM

Youtube Algo hits different today.

🍑 🚚

#cockroach janta party ✊

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Europooan politicians waking up and seeing a flying musk car and thinking about how to regulate it....

GM Europoor

Had to google it. Its real. Say what you want about Musk, but that is crazy good shit.

1 hour working doesnt sound too bad

Lets see who goes to jail this time....

Oh...

Wait.

20 graphic cards and 12 ssd

... true riches.

I use Sidecar and live it 💯💛

New Booklist dropped

Kalimera GM 💫

Almost Over GM

Wow, actually great video. Really liked it 💯

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