Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: How do you organize a space party? You planet!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
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Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why do some fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I would tell you a joke about a pencil, but it's pointless.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
Dad Joke from @npub1kqazrvyr8rtyyuhvg9zsgh5lj7p4mx4jwzdze0762vhps3dw49aqlhwcs9: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad Joke from @npub1pgvvna4f2amg0nv5zh8988ch2rz2kr8r4j5nlm59mp3d9pn44c0sjuw2vj: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.