Bitcoin is ripping! What the fuck are you guys smoking? 69k is the same price it was at 1,574 days ago! ripping as in ripping apart perhaps? Good pod title though - keep the copium spirits high!
3/3/2026, 1 engagement
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PSA:
Take out a 50% LVR Bitcoin Backed loan @ 9% interest over 3 years and scoop up as many sub 69k sats as possible.
Imagine not having the nut sack to lever up when the going is this good!
Keep a little collateral on the side to maintain a healthy LVR and be prepared to top up when she goes lower (it will).
Why are hardcore Bitcoiners so adverse to getting rich during a Bear market?
Never take out a loan man! 😂
Staying humble = staying poor!
Man up - take the loan! Take the volatility head on weakling!
#asknostr #nostr #bitcoin #sats #leverup #HFSP #getrich #NGU #bearmarket #bearish #bear
PSA:
Take out a 50% LVR Bitcoin Backed loan @ 9% interest over 3 years and scoop up as many sub 69k sats as possible.
Imagine not having the nut sack to lever up when the going is this good!
Keep a little collateral on the side to maintain a healthy LVR and be prepared to top up when she goes lower (it will).
Why are hardcore Bitcoiners so adverse to getting rich during a Bear market?
Never take out a loan man! 😂
Staying humble = staying poor!
Man up - take the loan! Take the volatility head on weakling!
#asknostr
Love to see it.
Bullish on El Salvador 🇸🇻!
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Head of #COPIUM strikes again!
Flush the tourists??? Fucking hell mate!
A bit tone deaf???
Society at large is balls deep in a cost of living crisis.
Bitcoin talking heads like yourself spruiked Bitcoin as a lifeline to escape inflation and currency debasement.
And when Bitcoins purchasing power drops quicker than a whores drawers all you’ve got is hollow #HOPIUM statements?
I guess when the best performing asset of the decade hasn’t budged since November 10th, 2021, all that’s left is well worn tropes, Bitcoin buzzwords and Sat Stacker one liners! 😂
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PLEBS REPEAT AFTER ME!
OnE BiTcOiN Is OnE BiTcOiN 🫠
SaTs ArE oN SaLe! 🫠
DoLlAr VaLuE MeAnS NotHiNG! IM hErE FoR tHe FrEeDoM! 🫠
HaVe FuN StAyInG PooR! 🫠
58k GaNg! 🫠
SuPeRcYcLe! 🫠
WaIt FoR ThE BiG PrInT! 🫠
TrUmP wiLL Do SoMeThiNg BiG VerY soOn! YouLL SeE! 🫠
FlUsH ThE ToUrIsTs! 🫠🫠🫠
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All quiet on the frontal lobe 🧠
No original thoughts were harmed in the making of this note!
What has been the biggest dog shit copium statement you’ve seen in the last 5 years?
#bitcoin #sats #bearmarket #copium #hopium #bspeddlers #horseshit #cope #hope #bearish #bear #stayhumble #stacksats #flushthetourists #asknostr #nostr #hfsp
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Bear Market Update! 🐻 📉
Best performing asset of the last decade! 🤥
Bitcoin achieves a 50% CAGR! 🤥
Bitcoin helps you beat inflation and currency debasement! 🤥
Just hang around for 1 epoch / cycle and retire your bloodline! 🤥
Bitcoin will help you buy a home in 1 cycle! 🤥
What’s the biggest lie you’ve heard in Bitcoin since the 69k ATH of last cycle?
That was 1,547 days ago for the peeps up the back!
#bitcoin #sats #nostr #bear #bearmarket #asknostr #news #bearmarket #HFSP #gold #silver #money #underperformance #stacksats
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He freed CZ though!
And Ross ❤️
The rest of his efforts have been dog shit 🐶 💩
2/4/2026, 1 engagement
All quiet on the frontal lobe 🧠
All quiet on-chain.
All quiet on the layer 2’s.
Liquid has been on life support since inception!
The Pet Rock 🪨 is gathering moss!
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Bitcoin talking points and well worn tropes are doing a lot of the heavy lifting right now:
“One Bitcoin is one Bitcoin!”
“I don’t measure Bitcoins performance in USD!”
“I never check the price in filthy fiat, it actually doesn’t matter to me”
“Stay humble and stack sats”
“I’m here for the freedom tech only bro. Price action was so last cycle. I’ve grown up a lot since moving to El Zonte 🏄 “
“Even though we live in a dollar denominated world I choose to value Bitcoin in how it makes me feel”
“Price action is the least important aspect of Bitcoin. I only look at hash rate and sats/Vb”
All quiet on the frontal lobe (and #mempools) 😂🧠…
#bitcoin #sats #nostr #asknostr #bearmarket #news #trope #bitcointings #elzonte #cuckbucks #fiat #btc #stayhumble #inflation
$69,000 - 2021
$76,000 - 2026
69k, aka last cycles top was 1,544 days ago!
STOP THE CAP! 🛑 🧢
HaRdEsT MoNeY oN EaRtH! 🤥
StAcK FoR 4 YeArS AnD rEtIrE YoUr BlOOdLinE 🤥
50% CaGr 🤥
BeaT InFlatiOn aNd CuRreNCy DeBaSeMenT 🤥
BeSt PeRfoRmiNg aSsEt oF ThE DeCaDE 🤥
HeY MaN UsD PrIcE DoEsNt MatTeR! OnE BTC iS onE bTc! 😂 🤥
Why do you think we perpetuate porky pies 🤥 to new Bitcoiners?
The talking heads will remind you that we are only down ~40% from the ATH price but they fail to disclose that the ATH price was the worst ever, based on % gained from previous cycle tops. The 🤥 continue!
Repeat after me: 69k to 77k over a 1,544 day journey is theoretically, figuratively, categorically and literally #FUCKED! 😜
STOP 🛑 THE CAP 🧢!!!
#bitcoin #sats #nostr #asknostr #bearish #bearmarket #btc #HFSP #porkypie #stayhumble #down #bears #bear #dogshit #satstacker #stackoshi #gold #silver #news
https://youtube.com/shorts/zt3jXANfS5s
ICE = Strong like bull 🐂!
Smart like tractor! 🚜
#retardmaxx
Don’t think - ACT! 😜
Come back to me later.
0.1 sat/vB to get into a block?
All quiet on the mempool and frontal lobe 🧠 front!
It’s like mother Hubbards cupboard! Block space for days :)
Golds last hurrah? Hyperbole/10 😂
Is Bitcoin a better money? YES
Is it being used at scale? FUCK NO!
Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years / 2.5 epochs (minimum) ❤️
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1/31/2026, 3 engagements
Argh yes!
The classic ‘weak math’ argument put forward by OG Bitcoiners.
Measuring from the absolute bottom post #FTX blow up (~15k) to now is BETA as fuck.
Hardly anyone - especially retail punters bought in at 15k. The whole industry was reeling.
The only folks aping 🦧 in at 15k was #retardmaxx Bitcoiners - fuck all people.
The reality is that Bitcoin has under performed big time since 2021.
69k - 2021
82k - 2026
= shithouse 💩
Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years MINIMUM (2.5 cycles / epochs)
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1/30/2026, 1 engagement
Ain’t that the truth.
6 world wars.
2 depressions.
4 bull cycles.
6 busts.
1 coming of age tale.
3 new super viruses.
2 weddings and 3 funerals.
I’m exhausted!
Wake me up at $250,000 USD BTC at years end.
K. Thanks. Baiiiiiiiii 😴 nostr:
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Grifters preach in caps Hope wrung dry from smaller hands Silence after sell
#haiku #nostr #grifters #bitcoin #sats
69k - 2021
81k - 2026
HaRdEsT MoNeY oN EaRtH! 🤥
StAcK FoR 4 YeArS AnD rEtIrE YoUr BlOOdLinE 🤥
50% CaGr 🤥
BeaT InFlatiOn aNd CuRreNCy DeBaSeMenT 🤥
BeSt PeRfoRmiNg aSsEt oF ThE DeCaDE 🤥
#bitcoin #sats #nostr #asknostr
During the last epoch, Bitcoin hit an ATH price of $69,400 on November 10th, 2021. This was 1,539 days ago.
Since then, over the last 1,539 days, we have experienced the following tail winds:
ETFs and ETPs holding ~1.5 million BTC Strategy stacking 700k Bitcoin XX1 entering the fray (43k + BTC) Record hash rate for BTC mining Metaplanet building a large BTC position Goldman Sachs entering the fray Fair accounting rule changes El Salvador holding the line UAE entering the fray IREN expanding ops big time Marathon stacking corn like crazy Bitcoin only hardware wallet sale records Saudi Arabia entering the fray Central African Republic going in Record Bitcoin wallet providers Coinbase going gang busters Binance off the hook and crushing Pakistan starting a national BTC reserve NOSTR going gangbusters Node runners embracing Knots Node runners embracing Core Solo miner record sales and implementation More plebs than ever stacking like 1 armed brick layers in Baghdad
And now we are stuck at 87k with all these tail winds??? For the last 50+ months???
And the mempools are like mother Hubbards cupboard - EMPTY! 0.4 sats per V byte??? 👀
It fucking stinks. Rotten to the core.
The math ain’t mathing….
What’s the crack brains trust?
#bitcoin #nostr #asknostr #stayhumble #stacksats #sats #news #mempool #ETF #Blackrock #mining #plebs #solomining #strategy #XXI #Marathon #IREN #Pakistan #ElSalvador #PubKey