SKiZM :wojak_ss:

:ummm: :aqua_cry: :pepe_shiteatinggrin: :pepe_music_happy:

They call me Benadryllionaire because of the condition my body was discovered in.

If you can't handle me at my :fiteme: You don't deserve me at my :sog:

From what everyone has told me this week, it was a waste of money to buy this laptop with my credit card, just to take this stupid online test; because it's better to do typing and data entry on a regular keyboard and mouse. Had a migraine for 24 hours yesterday. Stomach cramps all day. Can't talk to a human on the phone for my unemployment claim. Tried messaging them, it's been over 3 weeks now. Once I fail the data entry portion of the test (but absolutely dominate the other sections) in a few minutes; the silly dream of February will be gone forever. The reality is crashing down that I'm fucked and I don't care anymore. I don't give a shit about this world, and I'm done begging and struggling to be a shitty part of it. I am completely lost in the void now. There's nothing left to cling to. I've been going through the motions for several months and the machinery is breaking down. Why shower? Why eat? Why sleep? This is going nowhere.

Leaving the cave for the first time in like 8 days (I ordered a pizza and I'm low on Zyns)

:wojak_soyboy:

ALL I DO IS DRINK BEER AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES WHILE MY DAD PAYS MY BILLS AND RENT :pepeDread: MY LIFE IS HELL :pepe_shiteatinggrin:

I like how my life is just an endless series of unlocking deeper and darker levels of depression that were previously unheard of. Oh you thought it was bad when you were dealing with cancer, going through a second divorce, and being incarcerated in prison all at the same time?

Inside you are two wolves (you fell asleep camping and they're eating you alive)

Selling my soul for the #halloweenis auction. (zero value, non existent) 🎃

Fuck practicing for that test (WE'LL DO IT LIVE) I'm getting hammered and killing bugs :aqua_aaa:

I'm arguing with people who feminize inanimate objects :whoaaaa:

122 kill streak + 100% planetary liberation 🍕

Just got approved for the maximum amount a single (White) male can receive for EBT in Washington State $305 a month :lamo_ugly: :lamoooooo:

They're going to mod Minecraft X Excel and then lock zoomers inside actual wage cages like the Matrix.

I need to buy a computer. I saw a 8gb pentium 5 laptop on Amazon for $600, but the 32gb pentium 7 version is $2600. Should I split the difference and get the 16gb pentium 5 ultra for $1000+? I'm not building another computer ever again. I'm not installing Linux. I'm probably going to use blender and python to make games. I should probably get a desktop? Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Being excited about short clips of AI slop broken, non functional abominations between completely opposite genres of games; is inherently brown third world coded.

Retvrn to tradition :fumo_spin:

:wojak_depressed:

Imagine having a homeland for your people :cry_hq:

Skizm's boomer hot take of the day™️ Half of Twitter is just ppl geeking out over generic AI generated music videos, and the other half is soyjaking about cringe videogame mashups like Mario64 + Elden Ring; and they're both just absolutely atrocious and boring. I understand it's early and they represent a slicker production in the future, so I'll wait to get excited if anything ever materializes. Until then, they got into the trash with laserdiscs, betamax, Google Glass, flying cars, electric cars, and water fuel cells.

:pain:

I was selected for the next stage for that government job (another 1-2 hour computer test next week)

This is like 3-4 fetishes combined! (my peen just exploded) :its_over_a:

Draco Malfloyd

$GME 💎👐🏻🚀🌕

new apartment property management company takes over this month go to pay them rent for the first time overcharged $350 extra June AND July utilities already paid utilities every month through August without interruption or fluctuation in charges call office number AI assistant on hold for 10 minutes Filipino answers I'm tired, Hitler.

Please for the love of God stop posting tranny child wizards :pain:

Why does every anime girl have the same face?! :pepeDread:

It's #RapeYourDickRawMonday so post straight up porn :HazeSmug:

🇺🇸 🍻

:gm:

I need to get this off my chest, but I hope you can understand that I have grown since then. When I was a sophomore in highschool, I had sex with a 15 year old! :aqua_aaa:

After 10 years playing No Man's Sky on Normal mode, I'm slowly changing each of the settings to Relaxed mode, because it turns out all of those challenging survival options are actually mildly annoying. I tried making the settings more difficult but it turns out it's like Skyrim on Legendary difficulty, where you're pausing every 10 seconds to heal. Except on NMS, my equipment breaks, my health meter goes down from sprinting, my shields need constant recharging from the poison atmosphere... Hell, even the fucking economy is better in Relaxed, I can finally upgrade my multi tool I've been using for only 16k nanites instead of the 50k I've been grinding out for years. :pepeDread:

I should log onto fedi

Penguin could be here.

Here is my new chinesium gaming chair I put together myself, for playing the only PC game I own (Space Colony 2003)

Just installed the new rainfall showerhead and omg 100/10 it changed my life. Stop whatever you are doing and get one of these :cry_hq:

Me, shitting up your tl like nothing happened.

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I missed you too (the girl reading this) :epic: