Wignatia

hell yes

for my eastern Oregon people

Gary Ernest Smith (American, b. 1942) Pleasant Valley Oregon Farm, 2000 Oil on canvas 24 x 30 inches

Billy Hassell Night Fishing on the Wind River, 2003 Oil on canvas 48 x 50 inches

you could just get an AI to shit something like this out and giclee-print it onto canvas. why buy actual art painted by someone who is likelier than not a degenerate fag? (I know nothing of this artist, so I'm not talking about him)

I don't think I could make a logical case for buying art, but also my house probably looks a lot nicer than yours

are pakis also jeets? they are icky and very very unwelcome

just a 5"x7" mosaic made of tiny tiles depicting early 1800s Rome. the detail is amazing. there are close-up pics on Heritage Art paging

for bridgepoasting

fedi protestants, what do you use a 12-pack of plastic Jesus figures for?

press the red button and 10-year-old me wakes up knowing: ok, so your dad'd gonna be dead soon and then the only person in the house who hits you will be your brother but he'll mostly stop doing that in a few years. you have autism and you can't trust anyone, especially not your mother, and not any other females of any age. you cannot trust one single adult, most especially not teachers and shrinks. guys are alright but they want to use you as a cum rag which will have an astonishing number of bad effects, and zero good ones, later in life so glue your knees together missy. also, and seriously, do not do any drugs or drink one single drink of alcohol because you have no resistance to it. this also has a million bad effects and zero good ones later in life. the most important thing you could possibly do is find a good man, marry him, and have some kids.

I don't think I could have survived my childhood and teenage years without drugs and alcohol long enough to reach marrying age. I would still have been a stone cold weirdo and guys who didn't do drugs were emphatically not into weird chicks in the 80s. I think I'll take the $2 million.

no I didn't exactly NEEEEEED yellow rain lilies and red spider lilies, but I ordered some anyway. southernbulbs.com is a heritage Texan mom-n-pop that collects hardy bulbs from old homesites here in Texas, multiplies them, and sells them on the internet tubes.

that time my ophthalmologist told me (while she had fingers actually in my eye) that she had been traumatized by the State of Texas making abortion illegal so that her daughter can't murder her grandchildren

quote from No Country for Old Men which I haven't read, but might one day

that time I used a silicone pastry brush to grease a dish and I put it in the sink and this nigger ate the oil-coated bristles while I went in the other room. days later he shat them out

the canine instantiation of a hairy ballsack

much pee is stored inside

would

"curious what you think" fishing for antisemites

not gonna see this one either

until this week, I thought people who put diapers on dogs had very serious character flaws and were Not Like Me In Any Way

I do not know what the hell is wrong with this little asshole, he came from a neglect/abuse situation but he knows perfectly damn well how to hold his pee. I'm home all the time, I only leave the house once or twice a week for brief errands. he gets plenty of chances to pee on things outside but he's taken to doing it inside. he even pees in his crate. so, diapers from here on out.

Erté (Romain de Tirtoff) (Russian/French, 1892-1990). Rainbow in Blossom, 1977. Serigraph on paper, 24 x 20 inches

bidding is at only $100!

a nice piece of illustration art from the days before fags stole the rainbow. someone should buy it, since I can't (https://fineart.ha.com/)

the top 2 are ok the bottom two, I'm not even touching them. ew.

I chopped up some dried apricots and left them on the counter. This nigger ate almost an entire cup of them, then barfed them all up. It's like living with a racoon.

the counterculture boomers all hated this guy

Fabric used to be precious, and people repaired their clothes and used old garments to make new ones. We live in a totally different world now and fabric, most of it synthetic, costs so little ppl just throw away their clothes and linens. I hate that world, and I don't want to participate. I'm not a great seamstress (how I hate the gay term "sewist") and sewing is a slow, multi-stepped process, but it's satisfying all the same.

I bought myself a present. We've been so broke for so long, and shit just keeps getting more expensive, that I repair all our clothes, underwear, sheets, and towels by hand. I had gotten rid of my old machine when my life got busy but now it's unbusy again. This will speed up the endless patching and repairing and also, if I just HAVE to have a new dress, then I have to make it.

am intensely tempted to spend $109 to find out what breeds created this terrible but sweet derg

completelyuntrustworthydog.jpg

this was the most useful "welcome to the country" housewarming gift I got and I just sent one to a friend who FINALLY escaped the city

absolutely accurate, amazing for a canuck who hasn't been marinated in spics for decades

I would add only that Mexicans are also geniuses at halfway fixing things with chewing gum and scotch tape, and these are the people building all the structures since the 80s

I think the word "cope" has a different meaning now than what I always thought it meant.

recently at brunch at a semi-foofy place we sat next to a table of single (obv) mudsharks and their spawn who screamed the entire time. these chicks were white, but speaking some furrin language I couldn't identify. at no point did they shush their children or take them outside. the half-breed kids were all under 5 and all had some kind of screen which didn't placate them in the least.

when they left, I couldn't help myself and I looked at their credit card slips. NOT ONE OF THEM TIPPED ONE SINGLE CENT. that definitely lands you in a death camp in the World According to Wignatia.

this instagram post asked if there was "too much wood" in this haus

ain't no such thing

I never spent any time thinking about Brutalist furniture before but I kind of dig it. It has energy and is not shy.

some morning glories for your viewing pleasure all pics taken about an hour ago

I am a giant food snob but that will not prevent me from trying Mountain Dew Baja Blast Gelato.

lol

GM

have never even talked to this dude

here's a head shot

it was still alive. of course. because they're covered in heavy chitinous armor. I dumped it outside.

I'm ok with them being outside but it is intensely not cool to have them in my haus

they're carnivores

look what the roomba picked up :blobcatshocked: I will never get used to these things

ridiculous $200 eye-talian gadget that nobody needs until you hit 50 and hand arthritis is never far from your mind

Ever since I realized, somewhere in the middle of orange retard's first term, that my country is dead and gone, the 4th of July is a Day of Wrath and Mourning.

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