Tatum Turn Up

Testing testing. Can you see this?

Best birthday ever

I uploaded a profile pic btw

If you were involved with the ColdCard incident in any way (victim, Red Team, researcher, black hat, etc) and would be willing to relive it and share about it with me, please email me at [email protected].

You can stay completely anon if you'd like, I just want to hear your story.

Says he’s eating ass

Posts picture of shoulder

So he was just telling us that he eats ass..?

Best surprise email ever

I’m silent until you realize it. I lurk in the shadows. I’ve seen your bathroom schedule.

Running Ditto

Tonight is the night. Only show up if you want to dance the night away with your friends. Don’t show up if you plan on bringing bad vibes. This set is made for YOU. And we’re going to party all night. Let’s have a time.

Practicing my set for NosVegas! Come jam! https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrjetrxfjn2dnr95ukyvpk956xzwps94snjdfc95unsvfcxcenzvmzxuuxzqgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctczyr85tf46zd366lkjzws83ecs6fq3ttnjrjd500g7haz936h0knp22qcyqqq8vec4pl4ll

Learning how to DJ

Will see what I learned on Tuesday

I mixed up which USB has all my music for my DJ set and which one has malware on it and I’m too scared to check on my own computer. Come to NosVegas 2.0 Tuesday to find out which one I plugged in live. https://nosvegas.shakespeare.wtf/

Just called the Nos Vegas venue to make sure they’re gonna have enough beer

VEGAS PUT YOUR HANDS UP

Get your rest because we’re turning it all the way up and shutting down Fremont.

I got a killer set I’m working on that’s going to be groovy, bouncy, happy, it’s going to be a night of love and dancing.

Get your tickets now: https://nosvegas.shakespeare.wtf/

I'm live playing Kaizo Mario again. Come chat! I'm having some tech difficulties, so if you could let me know how the stream looks and sounds and even feels, that would be great! https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrsvtpxfskvdtp95erydpc956rjvfs943rgepc95mkzdp4vyurvdfn8yuxvqghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46z7q3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxweh6hn8

Any dream interpretation experts out there? I’ve been having dreams every night that are very specific to what I’m doing the next day (plans, tasks, etc), but everything is transpiring in the worst possible way. What the hell does that mean? And how do I get it to stop!! I don’t want to wake up stressed!!

Grinding a Shell Jump Mario ROM hack. Expect a lot of deaths and frustration. Also, if your chat doesn't appear, I'm sorry. Zap stream didn't show me some chats until I ended stream last time. https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrwdecxsenswph94jxvd34956xvd3395ursdpj95mxgcmxxqckywrzxverqqgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8573m6f

Thanks for joining. Was having some issues. Also… It was only till AFTER I stopped stream that a bunch of chat messages popped up… Like I didn’t see most of chat coming through while I was live. Sorry to some people that I didn’t see messages from. Any idea how to fix that?

Playing Super Mario World ROM hacks https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrwcejvs6kze3j95mrxvn9956x2dpn943x2eps94sk2cecvd3k2vrzvvmnvqgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctczyr85tf46zd366lkjzws83ecs6fq3ttnjrjd500g7haz936h0knp22qcyqqq8vec7xc052

Shit

A lot of money riding on this coin toss

First step in building the home lab! Dad graciously handed me down a mini NAS with some still decent drives in it!

Any tips from others on building a home lab? Anything goes. I don’t even have a final goal, I’m just vibing. Primarily wanting to have a beefy local storage library, and then also host some local LLM(s), Minecraft server, node, etc. Localize everything. The sky is the limit I guess.

What do you think is a home lab essential? What are you using your home lab for?

That time of year is coming up!

Playing a Super Mario World ROM hack! https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrzwtrxajrycfj943kgepj956rjvmx94skgwpn956rydtyvsunydtzxpjxyqgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctczyr85tf46zd366lkjzws83ecs6fq3ttnjrjd500g7haz936h0knp22qcyqqq8vec2plgke

Hey guys, Finn here, Tatum left his phone unlocked. If any frisky feline females are out and about, hit my line.

Cold in Mississippi is very different than cold in Colorado

Just chatting. Playing neal.fun in a bit. Come hand and listen to music. https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxgde38pjkyep494nxzcmp956r2vrx95ukzwfk94snse3nx5ekye338qmnsqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09upzpn6956apxcad0mfp8grcuugdysg44eepex68h50t73zcathmfs49qvzqqqrkvugjr835

Guys I love streaming again. Funny how that works. Every time I get back on zap dot stream I feel like I’m home. I think I’m gonna stream again tonight and go through the neal.fun site. Love you guys.

Finishing the 2b2t documentary on stream https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrjwfsvyurgvee95ervvfj956rzenx94snvcf595engdesv9skydpcxgmkvqgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8dawmfw

Browsing YouTube like the big streamers with contracts do. https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxyetp8y6nvvrp943x2d3k956rswfe95uxxwpe95mrwve3xccxvwphvccxyqgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctczyr85tf46zd366lkjzws83ecs6fq3ttnjrjd500g7haz936h0knp22qcyqqq8vecq6g5e9

Live just messin around https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrvd3sxvukxe3e95urwcen956rscmp95ur2vfe95mnydtpvsengdfcxyuk2qgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8f49apg

I think I am going to try and get back on zap dot stream today now that I have my office (kind of) set up. Who wants to watch me unpack the rest lol

got to me with his video so I’m diving in. Will monitor results over the course of a few weeks.

(This is just one amongst other tips he had)

Went to my first Jackson Mississippi Bitcoin meetup last night. The vibe was definitely a shift from what I’m used to in Denver but it’s great to meet more bitcoiners.

Good morning say it back

@grok put her in my arms

Zap factory

🏴‍☠️/acc

Happy New Year does someone wanna come give Tatey Watey a kiss?

Please..?

I should have done this yesterday because half the world is in 2026 already but here’s some perfectly timed songs to play tonight: https://stacker.news/items/1400542/r/TatumTurnUp

Wow… It’s my first time using

on mobile and it might be the best PWA I’ve ever used.

Hey why does Privacy Badger show 9 trackers for Primal dot net ...

Oh wow… I haven’t checked this all day and I just read the comments. I love people who like helping other people.

Mom look I’m on Stacker News

Tried removing a single relay and wiped my whole relay list. Things are going great.

Alright my first question back in the saddle. Surprise...

Anyone know why I'm not able to send sats when Primal is saying that my Alby Hub is connected via NWC? I will say that the connection secret didn't automatically resolve on the Alby Hub side. Should I just try to reconnect?

Also, I updated my lightning address and it still hasn't reflected. I changed it from my strike.me address to my getalby.com address but the Strike one still shows.

God I feel like a noob again lol.

That’s not how staking works

After a long time, I have finally settled down and rebuilt my tech stack and can comfortably get back on Nostr. LFG!

#FreeSamourai #PardonSamourai

https://c.org/XqCTKWtPtg

ChatGPT ate my ass

Morning

Good morning Nostr I am at a bar drinking a Coors Banquet at 7:30 in the morning for the Denver Broncos.

FYI not that anyone used it but I just updated my PGP key in my bio. Cycled keys last month and forgot to update Nostr.

For my birthday, please donate by zapping

for his nonprofit sats4soup or directly sending via lightning to [email protected]

Vibe coded a ticker. Still cleaning it up and gonna add more matrices.

Brb bout to finally make it big

JUST IN: Tatum Turn Up says, “Fuck the state” 🙌

Most people picture Bitcoin mining as plugging in machines and watching the hashrate go up.

At scale, it looks very different. Behind the scenes it’s warehouses, deployments, repair blitzes, and crisis calls. It’s the side of mining that rarely gets talked about.

In the warehouse, it’s loud, fast, and dusty. Forklifts, pallet jacks, compressors, and up to 100 miners screaming on the test bench. Dust flies everywhere from blowing out machines, stirred up by fans. You leave in a different-colored shirt than you came in.

And the work never stops moving. Intake, testing, repairs, outbound. A machine that ships today might have been powered on, inspected, moved, and logged three times this week.

The toughest challenge? Data integrity. A miner isn’t just “a miner.” It’s a specific unit with a history. If it moves without being logged, it becomes a ghost. At scale, ghosts cost time and money. Keeping everything tight is the name of the game.

Adaptability is the core skill. Priorities shift daily. One minute you’re scanning inventory, the next you’re reconfiguring a test bench, and by the afternoon you’re on a brand-new project that didn’t even exist that morning.

This is why Compass Mining offers warehousing consultation services built specifically for Bitcoin miners. Most people don’t realize it, but it’s a key piece of how we provide end-to-end solutions from deployment, hosting, repairs, logistics, and anything in between. (If you want to learn more about this, reach out to me directly.)

Then there’s the field. You fly in, grab dinner, and the next morning you roll up to site. That first look always sparks the same thought: “Here we go again.” Because no matter what the outline says, you’re stepping into the unknown. And that’s half the thrill.

The hours flex with the job. Sometimes it’s close to 8–5, other times it’s an all-nighter. One of my favorite memories: pulling up at 11pm to rewire 8 containers from scratch. We parked the truck in the middle, cranked the music, and worked until 3am. Exhausting and unforgettable.

Mining has taken me to some unexpected places, too. For a long time, my “home away from home” was a small Amish town in Iowa. Population 600. While we worked on site, horse and buggies rolled past like clockwork. The future of money humming in steel boxes while the past rolled by on wheels of wood.

The rhythm isn’t easy. One week I’m home, cooking my own meals and seeing friends. The next I’m in another state, pushing my body to the limit, running on grit and takeout. But that’s the point—it’s what makes this work real.

Some days I feel like Superman lifting gear, other days like a hacker cleaning up data across three screens, other times like a parkour kid climbing containers just to plug in a cable.

It’s tough work, and yeah, sometimes it just flat-out sucks. But I wouldn’t trade it. Warehousing is a skill, fieldwork is a gauntlet, and together they’re the backbone of Bitcoin mining. Without them, there is no hashrate.

Proto Rig is legit one of the most exciting things that’s happened in mining imo.

The people are wondering

Holy shit

This is my Super Bowl

Giving away 3 miners and a hardware wallet at The Bitcoin Mining Meetup tonight. If you’re in Denver, pull thru at

.

Holy shit

The year is 2249…

Bitcoin’s supply cap was reached long ago, but the fight for sovereignty rages on.

At the Bitcoin Conference, the immortalized digital consciousness of Michael Saylor summons a team of legendary Bitcoiners.

His fortune is locked in a new multisig wallet to evade quantum attack, and the keys lie hidden in the high-stakes underworld of the Vegas Strip.

Our heroes must secure them them before a quantum-powered enemy claims them… or the future of the chain is lost forever.

This is… QUEST OF KEYS!!

Featuring our PCs,

nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a and nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u

There are Bitcoin podcasts. There are DnD podcasts. But you’re witnessing the birth of the first Bitcoin DnD podcast.

ONWARD!

This is my cat he works in Bitcoin mining too

I live in a hammock by the river