Total Twitter Government Stooge Death


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Mail to: Matt Hamilton Box 129 Funkstown, MD 21734
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"Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can forsee the future, too" -Marcus Aurelius
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Voltaire
"The measure of a man is what he does with power" -Plato
"Crime, once exposed, has no refuge but in audacity" -Tactius
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Total Twitter Government Stooge Death


I hope she chokes on a matzah ball
11/3/2026, 2 engagements
boomer fedi account old white man with 3 chins hundreds of posts but they’re all monochromatic headshots with the text “RIP so-and-so from ShitFucks (1982)”
Boomers care more about the deaths of geriatric celebrities from 50 years ago than they care about their own kids and grandkids.
Any recommendations for an inexpensive 4473'd (i.e., purchased not printed) 22LR suppressor?
Same question for 9mm.
LGS had some few weeks back that were $180, but they're out of stock and I need to pick one up in the next week.
A lot of people want cars. But from a global allocation perspective, it’s quite terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of vehicles sitting in their driveway and being used 5% of the time. You want maximum utilization of rented Tesla Robotaxis if you’re trying to deal with this very supply-constrained environment. And somehow many people’s intuition is the opposite of that.


11/2/2026, 1 engagement
When you tell your kids their Christmas present is Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.


11/2/2026, 1 engagement
PO Box rental is up and we've had issues with the Funkstown post office since the old postmaster retired, so I'm changing post offices.
Please delay any mail for a week.
Will have a new box at a different post office soon.
'TIS THE SEASON OF THINGS HAPPENING
11/1/2026, 3 engagements
Sometime between Thanksgiving and Christmas the main NAS web interface and API will be moved off CloudFlare.
Media (static.noauthority.social/*) will remain on CloudFlare.
This should be an invisible change that you won't notice.
The next post about this will be upon completion.
This is a part of a larger resiliency project that includes taking NAS off-grid and having a secondary/backup Internet link.
Please clap.
10/31/2026, 2 engagements


10/31/2026, 1 engagement
Whoever runs mk.spook.social needs a mop and a broom
10/30/2026, 1 engagement
Wikipedia biography cards of women should include a weight estimate


Trigger lock?
How are my kids supposed to play with it when there’s a trigger lock?
The only time I want to hear about Vivek Ramaswamy is when it is announced that Vivek and his mother have been arrested on charges of securities fraud.
No, you don't get to defraud Americans on the largest possible magnitude, promote infinity H1Bs because "Americans are lazy", and publicly tongue your boyfriend James Bowman's asshole like you've been made sister queens.
Get that greasy stinking self-righteous snake out of my country, then get the rest of 'em.
Thus ends radio eriner
I hope you have enjoyed my esoteric taste in music
good night
Savant - Tickle
OISHII - Onigiri Freeway
Ben Briggs - Good Egg (From "Super Mario Galaxy")
Miyolophone - Mandragora
Andora - Pop It
Kiryu - Resurrection
Bibio - K is for Kelson
Paper Idol - James Bond
Lorenz Rhodes - How To Talkbox
10/29/2026, 1 engagement
Klischée - Mais Non (1920 Version)
11 Acorn Lane - You Make Me Happy (Electro Swing Remix)
Trevor Horn - Sky Show
cute girls doing cute things - Too Spicy
LVTHER - Some Kind of Magic
Cranky - "Moonlight" Sonata 3rd Movement
M2U - Ayla
Rush Garcia - Bubble Tea (A Dark Cat Orchestration)
It's DJ eriner night
t+pazolite - HIMITSU CULT
Blue Wednesday - Sayonara
RE: https://noauthority.social/@eriner/117520311002192340
Moldovan government is hacked *.md.gov offline for two days nobody cares or notices except me and the LLM run by IntelliNews
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This site was never about No Agenda, it has always been about CSB
10/29/2026, 4 engagements
Can someone please get the Moldovan Government on the phone so I can yell at them about how their shitty Fortinet gear is blocking me for paying for my domain? I don't give a damn about the Logan Act, GET THEM ON THE LINE AND MAKE THEM TAKE MY CURRENCY-CONVERTED $23 USD!
10/28/2026, 1 engagement
Suspiciously-discounted second 7900xt delivered, installed, underclocked, and undervolted.
16x -> 8x pcie switch for dual gpus is rough. As one would expect, it halves token throughput.
However I can now run qwen3.8-27b with headroom as opposed to having to close applications to conserve vram in order to run a heavily-quantized qwen3.6-35b-a3b.
I've read "people" say qwen3.8-27b was a big jump, so I guess I'll find out.
10/28/2026, 1 engagement
Dumbass didn't know the first rule of being a pirate: never talk to the police


Oh no, my favorite podcast is ending!
Which Republican house-husband twitter commentator am I going to listen to now?!
No Agenda Show ends truthbait stops posting
(I had to remake this post because linked his handle and forgot how many of you have truthbait blocked, lol)
10/27/2026, 2 engagements
be me need a literal ton of chicken and rabbit food and bedding notice the Tractor Supply website finally works order 60 50lb bags of critter food, free delivery with “subscribe and save” or whatever the fuck clear a space in the gravel pad, put pallet forks on the tractor, ready to move it 6PM no delivery, fuck it we have stuff to do on our way home, “vehicle detected in the Driveway” 400lb nigger with a truck chucking loose bags onto my driveway
Mmmmmm yeah.
No Agenda died in spirit in ‘23/24 and it should have been officially put to rest with John. The Dvoraks were greedy and wanted to squeeze any remaining juice, so Adam dragged the show through it.
No Agenda was a good podcast, once the best, and was a background track of my life for more than a decade.
I wish Adam and the Dvorak family the best in the new ventures.
RIP
10/26/2026, 5 engagements
Less than 48 hours until the most important election in American history!
Why don’t you vibecode yourself a girlfriend, faggot


10/21/2026, 1 engagement
5lb lion’s mane. Dense and not airy, no yellowing of the tendrils.



10/20/2026, 1 engagement
Just finished the neighborhood party.
Make friends with your neighbors.
Organize events.
Some of your neighbors probably fight one another. That's okay. Bring them together on neutral territory in an environment conducive to a good time.
In the future when it all goes to shit, you can delegate them tasks on behalf of the neighborhood and they'll do it.
BE THE LORD OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. BUILD YOUR FIEFDOM.
10/19/2026, 3 engagements
Every minority has the right to be discriminated against.
Listen officer, the hooks in the ceiling are a sex thing. I like having sex with my wife, I admit it. No the car battery, bucket, sponge, and jumper cables are totally separate. Yes, the bloody rag is from shark week. No, the forceps with the fingernail isn't mine, I don't know how it got there. I'm holding it for a friend.