Woodshop 🍁

I don't thank God enough for my mom and my dad

Dear journal, The boobs were weird

No Nicecrew November

"This is not your typical job application. This is an accelerated, online hiring experience."

What if we had plushies based on fedi users? Like a cat for Bajax, or a little midget pygmy negro in a wheelchair for Nierenstein, or a guy jerking off with a phallic object up his ass and an "I LOVE FUTA PORN AND ASMONGOLD" shirt for TheoryToe

Everyone knows that AI "writing" is slop and has a lot of very clear tells, but it's important to remember that women actually love that style of writing because they're retarded and you could be making a lot of money ghost writing smut fics about a painfully mid woman in a dead-end job having a train passionately ran on her butthole by centaurs (because they just can't help but desire her frumpy 35 year old body too much)

Malfoid is trash. Draw Dobby as a cute girl instead, then we'll talk.

"Ever since I was a young boy, I've been interested in blondes but I have mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think" 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥

Liking older women is the most nigger-coded fetish on the planet and no White man would ever like older girls unless he was completely negrized.

:niggamambo:

Guy who carries a little roll of electrical tape with him so he can cover up the cameras anytime he has to use a public restroom

Lowkey I bet it would fucking ROCK to date a mute girl

The only Bioware game I ever played was the Sonic RPG lmao maybe they should have tried making good games instead of slop

Think about it

Fantasy setting where elves have the aesthetic of native american babes with tanlines and white wood-ash markings on their skin

I wonder if there's a market for "therapists" for dudes, so when niggas get nagged to go to therapy they can at least talk to a guy that knows what to say instead of some misplaced HR lady trying to diagnose trauma or whatever freudslop she's been reading about that month

Little bro really thinks he's jax from tadc

:angry_laugh:

Don't pretend like that post didn't make you laugh, nigga

AC/DC'S "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" except it's about me helping people who think their homes are being haunted by various female specters and ghouls by having sex with them and the song is called "Ghost Pussy Loved By Me"

You guys are missing out on the chance to do fun complimentary October/Halloween bits like "I 💚 ZOMBIE PUSSY", "I 🖤 VAMPIRE PUSSY", "I 🤎 WEREWOLF PUSSY", or even "I 💙 CREATURE FROM THE DEEP PUSSY"

AI voiceover voice: This guy fucking loves ghost pussy

Kinda crazy that ass hair and armpit hair stops getting longer at a certain point but the hair on your head and the hair around your cock and balls keeps growing forever

The Amazing Digital Circus be like

Is we getting ghost pussy

GUYS... https://www.swirlr.com/

Guys

and I will be jerking off together tomorrow to charge our JO crystals while watching asmongold and porn and maybe asmongold porn. If you wanna join us, message nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq7dye8wm0l9w9qdsmvxw078ednfzaa9sw7xngsgwetvj8slv98mesenfq95 as soon as you can. You might have to message him a couple times if he doesn't respond right away.

NUMBER THREEEEEEE

Gay conversion therapy except for niggas that are only interested in fucked-up women

Grok make a thread about a tech issue and then have dozens of other people reply saying they have the same issue but never ever ever have someone provide any solution

I miss him so much, bros...

LMFAO

:[email protected]:

TELLING GF THAT SHE'S "ACTING VERY INDIAN" WHENEVER SHE STARTS TRYING TO BE SEXUAL

Ask AI "Hey, are you familiar with this character/person?" "Yes, I'm very familiar" "Okay, describe them" Entire description is completely wrong

The entire time Poast was gone, all I could think was "This must be what TheoryToe feels like without his instance"

I LOVE BLACK PUSSY!!!!!

THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A SHITTY YOUTUBE VIDEO TITLED "WHY INDIE ANIMATION DIALOGUE IS LIKE THAT" WHERE THE AUTHOR OF THE VIDEO CLEARLY HAS NO IDEA WHY THE "RELATABLE" DIALOGUE IN INDIE ANIMATION IS SUCH FUCKING DOGSHIT IF YOU TRY TO BE RELATABLE, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE

ONE OF THE BIGGEST ISSUES WITH TROONS AND LIBS AND THEATER KIDS AND OTHER PORN-ADDICT NIGGAS LIKE E-NAZIS IS THAT THEY MISTAKE THEIR OWN PERFORMATIVENESS FOR SINCERITY AND AS SUCH THEY LACK A SENSE OF SELF OR COMMITTMENT TO BEING REAL PEOPLE RATHER THAN JUST A CHARACTER THEY WANT OTHERS TO SEE, A SERIES OF MASKS THEY WEAR OVER THEIR FACE TO HIDE THEMSELVES

Guy who got bullied in school and his defense mechanism was to become even more off-putting and confrontational and he never got over it and grew up and then he became an alcoholic incel that postures online about how other people are bad for race-mixing and not killing niggers even though he's never killed a nigger himself or had a gf

Decide to go to bed early so I can wake up early tomorrow to get stuff done Wake up two hours later with my bowels crying in pain Devastate the toilet Can't fall back asleep

Doing wicked things to my toilet that could have me burned at the stake on suspicion of practicing dark magic 300 years ago

:niggameatman:

"Pimpy son Opp~"

You said you have a brrrreeding kink, right? Well yeah, but... TWO TIMES PIMPY, THREE TIMES BAPE

Anne Hathaway is mid, actually

Erm, how am I supposed to jerk my penis off to this anime girl if there's no BLEACHED White supremacist edit of her talking about wanting BWC and hating niggers??? Do you think I'm woke or something???

We found him

Guy who loves psychology and studies it in his spare time but is notoriously bad for misreading people and ignoring intent and causation

Tracking down rher to kick his ass after we go to germany to beat up waldbrand

I am against v-tubers of course but I bet there's really good money out there for a nigga that manages to make a rig that emulates the same sort of manual anime shading Guilty Gear Xrd had

ahh image

The closer I get to 30, the more unhinged I become. You have one year left.

Guy who feels the compulsive urge to reply to every subpoast he thinks is about him

They're calling him "nigga"

Look at this #MarisaMonday

We used to have fuckin lobster tanks and coffee grinders at walmart

Dreamed last night I hit it off with a cute blind girl. She wasn't blind all her life, she lost her sight in an accident when she was a teenager so she was still mostly functional but she startled easily. I can still feel her in my arms from when I was cuddling her in the dream.

Meanwhile, his brother:

I'm gonna kill Waldbrand

Just found out my new job is partnered with a company that delivers breast milk but apparently you have to be a woman and have babies to be able to sign up??? I'm being discriminated against????

"How to Train Your Dragon" is actually kinda crazy because it's the only piece of media I've seen where the creators thought "What if the viking girl was just really cute instead of some 7' muscle mommy femdom fetish thing for fucked up weirdos?"

Mods, make this man get the Malo Mart song stuck in his head

Zoomer is our word but you can say zooma

Nobody rages like this anymore

Vegans be like "I'm gonna beet off when I get home"

Old man sent me a photo of the sandwich he ordered from sheetz and says we need to lower the minimum wage

DoorDash in 2026 is CRAZY. I just had some fat amerimutt bitch roll up in an SUV with all her kids inside and she made the lil gen alpha niglet in the front seat bring the bag of food to my door.

I'm not scared of the dark. I LOVE black pussy.

Inviting a girl over to cook dinner for her and wearing nothing but my "RAPE THE CHEF" apron and my Super Mario Bros. socks when she shows up at the door

Cute girl who tries to be sexy by dressing up in a cowprint bikini but fucks it all up by saying something stupid like "Pasteurize me, farmer brown"

Cute tomboy girl who gets a job as a rollerskating waitress at Sonic because she thought it was named after Sonic the Hedgehog

what the fuck ougi monday???????

New jew star just dropped