AJ Nobody ⚡🏴

OMG. I spoiled myself this morning.

Leftover fillet mignon with fried egg. (I got a souve for Christmas and used homemade clarified butter to sear)

Fresh ground coffee pressed with pan-toasted coconut and a quarter teaspoon of cinnamon.

Getting a little older has it's advantages.

New banner vibe. Who dis?

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/35415440/1763222098/1080x360

Every damn time. https://image.nostr.build/49cc17627a4770bc29a6dafbfc796e29568d59301bde75150a6fccbede5deb8f.jpg

Shhh. https://image.nostr.build/9a75420336ba2c3f792a72984e1293e5890eac655409ea072abbc54ef35476d0.jpg

Slay your heroes making a comeback.

I'm thinking about purging my DedBird feed again soon.

When signal becomes noise, it's time to go.

Rektbot is way better on NOSTR than it ever was on DedBird.

I remember when shitcoins thought they were going to revolutionize Tradfi.

Now I'm watching Bitcoin turn stonks into shitcoins.

Pass. U-do-U-Though

If Hollywood would tire of Ryan Gosling that would be great.

I have only ever watched movies DESPITE him.

Simpler times. Back before Bill Gates was a dystopian Bond villain with a god complex, trying to "fix things."

An oversimplification, and a crappy meme. But this is how it sort of feels.

Adam: invents liquid, tests confidential transactions without screwing up Bitcoin.

Core: tries to turn Bitcoin into Ethereum, smoking shitcoiner poles.

Adam: meh. Dectralization and no censorship. https://image.nostr.build/b52efb58688a34f8af1cf188adfe39f348076553391f4d9606883b385022a4bc.jpg

People set parameters for their NOSTR relays and nobody bats an eye.

Want control of what your Bitcoin node relays? Everyone loses their gaslighting minds.

Ever play Russian roulette with a book or an audiobook?

Just had one I couldn't finish. Didn't know it was a romance novel when I started. 😒

There are currently 50 sovereign currencies where the smallest denomination coin is less than a single Satoshi.

Now that's an NGU.

Hat tip:

with Coinbits

How's BSV doing?

It got flipped by apecoin and it's soon to get flipped by the skeeziest stablecoin around. https://image.nostr.build/9bfea6ffd6695198b64de13c8ed635b75a691093c83ff0c936e9e736addb2497.jpg

Different simps pull the same wagon. https://image.nostr.build/7a4c4bb9262b3f3affa3b33aae6148d4d90b0cdc73172220d9249fb99bf81419.jpg

Why is it, the same people who claim Bitcoin mining fee death spiral, seem to be the people claiming Bitcoin can't scale?

Seem to also be the same people promoting projects like ZKPs that move more transactions off-chain... Ergo reducing economic incentives. 🤔

How's that ETH Treasury company going?

Let's check the numbers: https://image.nostr.build/754583d87cf2964aeb7ea5db2e37e64d0024e64e7a0827f34ddf3348f6d2b611.jpg

Generation X watched Google make information far more accessible, short-cutting research.

Now they watch LLMs shortcut getting up to speed on a particular topic incredibly fast.

Two related evolutions. Neither negates the need to think critically about the findings.

If you feel bad watching your money fluctuate, it could always be worse. You could be Dalin's Grandma. BSV price 6/15/2022: $55.27 BTC price 6/15/2022: $22,572.84

BSV price 3/09/2025: $32.23 BTC price 3/09/2025: $80,601.04

BSV loss: -41.6863% BTC gain: +257.071% https://image.nostr.build/ca52e9f090693ec265e9cb9cb5e18695580ecd83e1a6b65c985d35f5964e3f86.jpg

I'm blocked. Did Udi have another "Death of ETH Party" or is he too busy sucking VC wizard-dick? https://image.nostr.build/03545d4ccb748badf6b50d45ed4003133461d12a111575032d9c302781b3beb8.jpg

If you see

or

be sure to congratulate them. 15 years together. Talk about a Bitcoin power couple. 🧡

Do they think of me too?

So... March off DedBird happening this year?

Tell your frens.

Anybody got the "Not Dan Held's Meme" watermark? https://image.nostr.build/e7ae05a238a392f5458797393714bb48cfc684cdefeab349cfd98ecf5fe5e972.jpg

The most surprising aspect of the Plan B disclosure is that I was still following him on DedBird. 🤷

ICYMI:

"Have we got a BIP for you!" https://image.nostr.build/fffa218425f57ebb0f3f91a248a3b288e9d9d07fbe84571c9a6105371f255b76.jpg

Took my daughter to the daddy daughter dance last night.

DSB came on and I pretended everyone was a bitcoiner. https://image.nostr.build/b3861886113ae6d76126847cd235b7504d1e182b394abc12e611d7c0cafa3eef.jpg

Current projection is Monday +/- a day.

Get your memes ready quietly.

I got a quote tweet on DedBird today. His "favorite image of 2018" which Grok and I made this morning. 🤦 https://image.nostr.build/84fdf59f99f0c49cd73da638180731d6d862fbf8fe475ee1e48815b386ce262c.jpg

Get your meme folders ready folks. You don't want to miss this cycle.

Possibly less than a month to go. https://image.nostr.build/314ccacfe9e9f5523efa5a944e6fc0528b388856a496f202f7caed47f6a37571.jpg

Update on the death of the uLtRaSoUnD mOnEy meme:

Based on current issuance, the ultrasound money meme will completely break around the end of January, unless they crank gas fees to kick the can.

Issuing 30k ETH breaks the model. But it would take a burn of 457k ETH to return to the low trajectory.

Shhhh. 🤫 Don't tell them. https://image.nostr.build/24b8d418580ae3412876f8215cbe2660bffb8d11a60af0efbbbe7ff955551c0f.jpg

Ethereum needs a new marketing slogan, but I understand "Ribbed for your pleasure" was already taken. https://image.nostr.build/7a7ac30581e4f3c004b4ed8858f11f9d12dd1f6f41619469f067ee88ec081fa5.jpg

I know it's a little early yet, but we coordinating "March off DedBird" again this year?

Ethereum's uLtRaSoUnD mOnEy meme is dying, just like the fLiPpEniNg.

Shh, don't tell them. 🤫

They can kick the can a little by raising gas fees or slashing/burning. But it would take $1.36 billion worth of burned Ethereum to retrace to the lowest point on this chart.

The meme's death is inevitable. Just a matter of time. https://image.nostr.build/0e3cca61ed8c5bef591f30ede4cac5a10fbcaa9bdf60ef16be52fa85290b7eca.jpg

If you live in a northern climate: https://image.nostr.build/f1d3f589580c2077be90b8607b1c61352f2a7661549f3a6aeeda5a3d71d04dc9.jpg

Where do I submit my shitposting for "won the Internet" consideration?

You following this bot yet? WAY better than the inspiration on DedBird.

Plus, that DedBird version started working for the first time in over a year... Just to stop working the same day.

Love this stuff. 🍿

His DedBird feed looks as you'd expect from someone with this PFP. 🥴

How long has Resh been a shitcoiner? 🫗 Longer than Vlaad?

I honestly love trolling shitcoiners more than NGU. This is my favorite part of the cycle. https://image.nostr.build/39d51ea1465749afc7d7f4f50bacfcd492c5f2a3ccc24588dab03499421f13f5.jpg

I love when someone follows me after a vanilla tweet on DedBird.

Then they find out what I'm really like.

Buckle up anon. We're trolling tradfi and shitcoiners.

Hell yeah!

How it's going over on DedBird:

Anybody remember this bot? It's back in all its schadenfreude glory as of today. DedBird is okayish sometimes. https://image.nostr.build/17f4034c8b235617c1bee6860c48898e7cbea3512461febee6e47a330df57f14.jpg

I Fukn love trolling shitcoiners. https://image.nostr.build/aef0604b606c76839b4696e71c39ef78088a48c7be7ba3eac8baaa77373e962e.jpg

Zoomed in or zoomed out. Pure schadenfreude. 🍿🍿🍿 https://image.nostr.build/bfe3a9d6b018524a65c8123b09c84a922afc0ff1f84b66c4d70caf45f4c472d5.jpg

This time, I'm not posting updates on the death of the uLtRaSoUnD mOnEy meme on DedBird. I'm just going to laugh on its grave.

Current projection, sometime in January. https://image.nostr.build/17371b1cb0cbcce594409aa24bf9c323103a2c188488b3293085dc29c18d5e73.jpg

Stay safe frens. https://image.nostr.build/52dc3cb011f714b13e51fa69f4173f330ec64e466808c47bec14ea4646bc10f4.jpg

Wow. I have no idea what transpired here, but shit's popping off on DedBird.

#Bitcoin

My kids play Minecraft like lots of kids.

Sometimes they complain about the size of a fractional screen.

So tonight I used a projector so they can play on the sloped ceiling. 😎

See an Udi with glasses, drop an Udi with eyes. https://image.nostr.build/665e5240e3079cfa465d073c43c85158ff463306dfd6e6da01f0887c2d7e1b45.jpg

If I were to attend a Bitcoin conference I think I have a good disguise.

I could make Groucho Marx glasses, but with Udi's weird eyes.

Or a whole Udi mask?

🏴Immediately thought of you

I was there Gandalf, 9,000 years ago. https://image.nostr.build/14b9abe205938810e85923d52a6d8adc0a5c76adc605756b0e5f291d7d7eb77c.jpg

Somewhere at the studio the AV nerd with the hots for her is chuckling. https://image.nostr.build/4e09efe5988df4334d879198e7addcfd46af7e81be329c4c8de0102f67f9eedd.jpg

Just drove a single-axle camper through 17-26 mph winds.

No idea what the gusts were.

That was two hours of misery.

Imagine my disappointment when I see someone's live VP candidate debate...

And they're not trolling both sides. https://image.nostr.build/ff0630a2e976b00f98fb1ebd783f897137532356e45323510a832c18a3c2842a.jpg

I didn't realize you were in the bathroom at Pubkey. Did you? https://image.nostr.build/5d97f47cf5374fea821a84aafd5b0cabba1c00268413753c84de775cbadc018d.jpg

I gotta stop gloating at mETH-heads. They cranked up gas fees to forestall the inevitable death of uLtRaSoUnD mOnEy.

I'll be humble next time and eat my popcorn in silence. https://image.nostr.build/17371b1cb0cbcce594409aa24bf9c323103a2c188488b3293085dc29c18d5e73.jpg

Recycled an older meme I made to poke a little fun at both S2F and power law over on DedBird.

Man, the power law folks get a little bit testy and defensive. 😬

Some people just gotta touch the stove I guess. 🤷

As for myself: stack and chill.

Damn. https://image.nostr.build/b6fad4841aeaf9e03be068f5ac3ff375d4a0e1f979e23c269b1b7f299f7f8d0a.jpg

Long game doesn't chase yield.

I'd watch it. https://image.nostr.build/7ce8087d8515a3cac488580e7cb5650a5cb92f4cd02417eb57aa911a5853cda2.jpg

I'm really proud of you. https://image.nostr.build/02ff56f5b705dab5a8e7db6f727e2f67d13218875f5f83b18b56f8aefa40c455.jpg

Always be ready to slay your heroes.

Always. https://image.nostr.build/146fdf9e36cf2783fc29fbb86d8af5d3bc6ca0ef68626a0771654b5511e8bd9d.jpg

~75 days until the death of uLtRaSoUnD mOnEy.

Barely lasted two years.

I bet they'll ignore it before they pivot to a new identity meme.

I doubt they will even try to crank gas fees to fix it. Unlike petroleum, they have no inelastic demand. https://image.nostr.build/93f6d9444e2ebe9f56e2c057dcaf10c2dc4c5c2e6980b111ab07c8fe082a3346.jpg

Sleeping Bear Dunes, Michigan. Shark-free, unsalted water. https://image.nostr.build/c41b02d7b3785112ce83cdacb343ed9724e0dd7c96f012fc2f0e0e9b0b8791f5.jpg

After two days the new target is November 28, 2024 😂😂😂 (Was Dec 5th)

Today I pissed in the Bitcoin Twitter hopium Cheerios.

Somebody has to.

The people without conviction stopped buying Bitcoin.

Some of them even sold.

It's okay. Opportunity cost is a great teacher.

I've owned my truck for about three years.

Today is the first time I used "sport mode."

Smiles off the line, followed by my usual normie pace.

I made a fresh calculation on ETH's uLtRaSoUnD mOnEy implosion.

Base on their last 30 days we only have to wait about three months now. 🍿🍿🍿

One minute you're living the dream shilling your shitcoin and new historical fiction.

The next you're getting extradited and nobody's heard from you in over four months.

Life comes at you fast.

🤖👌 https://image.nostr.build/f43da2cfb6eed84381d2b4db8828aa224e27a1083b1f84d966173dfc04bdcd85.jpg

It is entirely possible that Ethereum will COMPLETELY destroy their uLtRaSoUnD mOnEy meme before those astronauts come home. 🍿🍿🍿

Wonder what the wheel of identity crisis has in store for them next. 🤔

You now what I see when I look at this photo? The people not pictured that deserved the credit. People like Stephen Wozniak, Evan Williams, Biz Stone, Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes.

Oh, and then at the bottom, there's Hedy Lamarr (originally Hedwig Eva Kiesler). She invented Wi-Fi without all the people behind her. And she still got screwed. https://image.nostr.build/33210fba463cdc59f6235ff5f12248fcb657c231004a6ed602bdc9117d67fb82.jpg

FWIW, Jack is still my only & favorite billionaire.

At the current rate Ethereum has been destroying their own uLtRaSoUnD mOnEy meme, they will reach the same supply as they had at the mErGe in less than 5 months.

Nobody tell them. 🤫 https://image.nostr.build/af9b66cb2139aa4daf368fbcb263f24cd65f83205e09c637079b441844c4ad3f.jpg

I had absolutely no problems hearing Trump on Spaces... Because I wasn't planning on listening and wasn't trying.

X is losing their collective minds.

Don't go over there.

If Ethereum doesn't pump gas fees soon they're going to utterly destroy their uLtRaSoUnD mOnEy meme. 🍿🍿🍿

Noisy bat guano 🔊🦇💩

This year my youngest two youngsters BOTH took the training wheels off.

Literally.

Current vibe. Just as true now as ever. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=x85edLkkiJM&si=2EJOLOTu_BSkIgG_

No shit Sherlock. https://image.nostr.build/1ff6811f6923628f4c2ed5e4250b5af2067d43ea351296a7a3c3a79970cdabbc.jpg

Started my open water recreational scuba course last night.

Cold water (Michigan) can be a little more challenging, from what I hear, but that should make me a better diver.

So I'm told.

Canada is so beautiful you sometimes forget it's run by a commie douchebag tyrant.

Excuse me. Do you have a moment to talk about:

Not giving AF? (He seemed to say.)