EVAN KALOUDIS

If you open the page https://dv-g3b-emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com and no error like this (ERR_CERT_REVOKED) appears, then your browser needs to be updated immediately.

https://www.anthropic.com/research/ecdsa-curve-origins

I wasn't quite satisified with the Lightning invoice decoders out there so I built my own: https://decoder.zeusln.com

It supports BOLT 11 invoices, BOLT 12 offers, LNURLs, and lightning addresses. As a bonus there's a tool to verify that a preimage belongs to an invoice.

Everything is decoded and kept in your browser so your information stays private. ZEUS collects no data.

I think I lemon pepper sprayed myself

Generating your own seed phrase doesn't necessarily mean you have self-custody.

browser.novaEnabled: false

We will exorcise all the demons out of our code. https://image.nostr.build/c138c06b50894acf1a583ce9756ec7ae2cb2488eb84a2b8e05c8e58a9a1299f1.png

Signs of hyperinflation are all around us. Just look at the Jalen Duren contract.

It’s Friday.

AI now manages money, and AI now attacks it.

Your hot wallet needs a few hard rules that no one can talk it out of, not even an AI agent.

I’m so glad the fall is here

(both the season and the demise of my enemies)

I wish I could zap Eugene https://image.nostr.build/a6a50df71c9f800a451dc69451aaefeaf2cdee0ee5a70c21e367b9e2d8403ffd.jpg

I’m hearing rumors that Kingdom Hearts 4 will feature classic Disney movie ‘The Straight Story’

What are the best horror films to watch before Halloween this year?

I paid for coffee with bitcoin today and it was very good

Just got a demo of splicing in ZEUS' LDK 'node in the phone' wallet.

This means paying and receiving via Lightning and on-chain with a single balance. Also a great UX improvement on current swaps functionality.

Hoping to get it in everyone's hands by end of year.

If you're running Core Lightning (CLN) with the experimental dual-funding feature, you probably want to disable it for now:

https://github.com/ElementsProject/lightning/issues/9498#issuecomment-5659170520

The anti-AI sentiment we're seeing now isn't too different from the anti-electricity propaganda of the early 1900s. https://image.nostr.build/2aa04d58389f78058415219164c65e4e95ef239d681ffe6f49320f45538354e0.jpg

Liquid Glass navigation in ZEUS:

Yay or nay?

Responsible disclosure does not include posting on social media before things are patched in a new release.

https://github.com/callebtc/sayit/

taste the meat not the heat

The DLSS 5 videos this morning are crazy. Uncanny valley.

Bitcoin rn

There are a lot more Square vendors accepting Bitcoin than are listed on BTCMap

Potentially a game-changer:

Enabling Threshold Custody for the Lightning Network with Nested Threshold Multi-Signatures

https://eprint.iacr.org/2026/1757

gn https://image.nostr.build/f371a94b4683894a3377a6e9600dc5ccf786e94b2d9d310c4c4f2dcdf637737d.jpg

2 assists + hardware. Tzolis era begins. https://image.nostr.build/8c5e34a7eedb6f06f1c2f3070b59e157ae3b0672914260a69ceb603e0baf58cd.jpg

harder better faster stronger

The ZEUS Olympus node is coming back shortly.

If you run a large node and can open up an inbound channel to us to help us bootstrap, please reach out. It would be massively appreciated.

Thank you.

🚨PSA for LND + BTCPay Server users🚨

Don’t assume you’re safe after upgrading.

You’re going to want to explicitly destroy your macaroons and macaroons.db and recreate them fresh.This also applies to auth mechanisms for other LN backends.

Also, if you generated a hot on-chain wallet in BTCPay you want to move those funds.

It feels good to get zaps again 🧡⚡️

If you’re a user of one of the wallets affected by the Boltz Lightning outage (eg. Aqua, Bull Bitcoin, Blockstream Wallet, Arkade, etc) now is a great time to try out

Well, the good news is that this accelerates the splicing timeline for ZEUS

If anyone needs any guidance on moving keys off of a Coldcard, reach out. I'm happy to help.

MK4, MK5, and Q users who used the default key generation functionality should be moving funds TODAY.

Bitcoin should have covenants and vaults.