Lich 💔

the only mech besides the Timberwolf that I loved using in my wolf’s dragoons forces because it’s won me so many batchalls and closed so many games for me.

Michael Jackson’s moonwalker was a good game.

Kiwifarms cracks me up because they’ll start a thread on a youtuber that’s a lolcow and then you’ll get people jumping in to try to deny that they’re a cow and to move their threads to multimedia while fighting for their lives to convince everyone else that the person doesn’t deserve a thread.

Rizzing up a tranny

“she’s a 10/10 but she says ‘let me hawk tuah dookie on that thing’ before i vomit on her.”

Now we play the waiting game.

so this is where they’re all coming from.

They do this to me every day.

I’m glad RAM is so expensive because people want to make videos of spongebob shitting gold.

When I get a little sugar in me

lmao

I love this forced meme.

How my wife looks at me when I ask her if she wants to go for kid number 3.

Gravedance then beg

💅🏻 we listen and we don’t judge.

I think if you wear this in public then I should be legally allowed to kill you. this is a result of years of irony poisoning and people making “epstein didn’t kill himself” memes on top of “diddyblud ahh” type jokes. it was a psyop to normalize pedophiles and make shit like parading around in a shirt with a kirkified image of an infamous CSAM producer seem acceptable.

I still don’t like how people fawn over the sororitas when you can read their lore and see that they’re batshit crazy and will do things like put their fellow sisters or novitiates into penitent engines for a sin they wish they’d commit.

he feasts from the nigga jar

I wish the UK didn't suck and like to be cucked because I'm fond of the electronica that came out from 1994-2001.

I love how assmad this makes paltroons.

This is what twitter is like.

is it gay to go back in time, make your enemies troon out and then fuck them?

This place I do my therapy at fired the nurse that would play country music and replaced her with this dude that listens to millennial music and has funko pops on his desk.

Leftoids and groypers were clowning his jew physiognomy, but the walmarts remain not firebombed.

doing handoff report with nurse from prior shift get to patient that was brought in walking the streets barefoot female, 43, homeless, diagnosed with schizophrenia by doctor necrotic arterial ulcers on feet yeast infection that's progressed into the bladder and causing UTI he opens the door for me to assess her hit with the foulest funk I've ever smelt 2 weeks later room still has trace of the smell mfw

you can walk into a room and smell whether or not a patient has gastroenteritis, C. diff or pseudomonas.

this is who’s calling you kitten on discord btw.

I think twitter is right, they need to find and kill this man.

Maximum chingchong

people who make a living just outrage farming and reposting content think they're in a position to make fun of others for their careers

when she says she'll suck me

The man who went to Mexico to save his daughter after the cartel kidnapped her for sex trafficking is now defending said sex traffickers.

Whatever happened to marine? She just sort of left and never came back.

I love that sign guy’s videos.

I can’t drive

Always knew Obama and Jeffrey Epstein were buddies.

kiwitroons pretending to like that peanut vtuber is funnier than any vtroon on twitter that’s seething over him.

I miss when twitter was like this.

Manlet uprising

“if you see a single mother shoplifting food for her kids, no you didn’t“

me writing a police report after turning her in:

"who's that faggot with the tuba?" "that's you dad" "aw shit"

I'm gonna binge tourette's guy when I get home.

They bring their kids along to prevent getting beat up lmao.

Building your entire operation on the back of one small server room in Virginia and expecting it to never have problems is the same vein of thinking that brought us vibe coding.

yesterday we had a code white and it was a giant black dude having a psychotic episode and beating up orderlies.

Kill Trannies. Behead Trannies. Roundhouse kick a Troon into the concrete. Slam dunk a Troon groomer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Troons. Defecate in a Tranny's food. Stir fry Trannies in a wok. Launch Trannies into the sun. Toss Trannies into active volcanoes. Twist Trannies heads off. Feed Trannies to piranhas. Curbstomp Trannies. Judo throw Trannies into a wood chipper. Karate chop Trannies in half. Pee in a trans ("'''person'''''s gas tank. Crush Trannies in a trash compactor. Trap Trannies in quicksand. Liquefy Trannies in a vat of acid. Break a Tranny's bones with a Sledgehammer. Eat the entrails of Trannies. Dissect Trannies. Exterminate Trannies in the gas chamber. Stomp Trannies skulls into dust with steel toed boots. Cremate Trannies in the oven. Lobotomize Trannies. Mandatory guillotine beheading for Trannies. Grind a Tranny's body parts in the garbage disposal. Drown Tranny derafters in goulash grease. Vaporize Trannies with a ray gun. Kick old TrannyJanny down the stairs. Feed Trannies to alligators. Slice Trannies into pieces with a katana. Strap Trannies to an artillery shell. Use Trannies as tank lubricant. Strangle a Tranny to experation. Draft a Troon so it could die on the front lines. Freeze Trannies into ice cubes. Throw Trannies into the sun. Human centipede degenerate Troons with copper wiring for energy. Report Trannies to the IRS. Report Trannies to police. Van Trannies. Drop a Tranny down a volcano. Defecate in a Tranny's nostrils. Give Trannies a permanent pink eye. Physically invert a Tranny. Point an

I was banned from /vp/ in the past for making this post. I will probably be banned again. I always like to remind these people.

It still baffles me that they’d bury Floyd in a gold casket and made his funeral a big public event while I couldn’t even go to my uncle’s funeral because people were still afraid of a virus that only killed people with underlying medical conditions.

earthbound > modern RPGs.

nonnative grass when you pee on it: dies

tomato plants when I pee on their roots:

“mah pussy mah pussy nah pussy mah pussy nah pussy mah pussy”

I honestly don’t know if my hair has fallen out yet because I just keep my head smooth shaved until I’m done.