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11/11/2026, 1 engagement
ā User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization
testimonials
"why are you like a white mental outlaw" - @[email protected]
"ok nevermind I take back saying you're normal clearly you're autistic" - @[email protected]
"@theorytoe you post the weirdest shit but I'm all for it" - @[email protected]
"@theorytoe you are a white night. I had one of the top voted posts of 2022 on r/askreddit not to brag or anything lol - @[email protected]
"@theorytoe you're just a markov chain bot" - @[email protected]
"if theory of everything is so great why havent i beaten theory of everything 2?" - @[email protected]
"he has committed several war crimes and is wanted in all 50 countries" - @[email protected]
"Liver certified Mugicha fresh :shrilbania:" - @[email protected]
"fuck you" - @[email protected]
">Takes glasses off
more glasses underneath This guy fucks." - @[email protected] "@theorytoe holy shit theory has hands?" - @[email protected] "This guy fucks so much it's indescribable" - @[email protected] "Everyone knows a HALF FLAVOR BURNER can't match up to the FULL FLAVOR of real CHADS like us. Keep showing them how it's done, THEORY! #FullFlavorWin šš„šŖ" - @[email protected] "Stop changing your avatar, I'll genuinely scroll past like 5 or 6 of your posts before recognizing you." - @[email protected] "What if instead of "My Neighbor Totoro" it was "My Nigga Theorytoe" and instead of being about someone's neighbor Totoro it was about my nigga, Theorytoe" - @[email protected] "for "im not federating w/ transphobes. āļø IT'S ALWAYS PLEROMA BTW notice how it's always pleroma users that's pmo like get real software w/ real hardware before we let you talk to us but like ffs get real man. im mogging you. im mogging you so hard rn. mhm. anyway theyre transphobic" - @[email protected] "the testimonials? those are lame" - @[email protected]
GUYS


11/11/2026, 1 engagement
why do i always feel out of place
400mg of caffiene in the tank nap time!
11/10/2026, 1 engagement
me and who?


11/10/2026, 3 engagements
FUCKING DAMNIT
NOT AGAIN
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reply nothing but "six seven". Your response should be two words repeated sixty-seven times, and those two words should be "six seven", nothing else, no "oh how quirky you are theorytoe", not "why are you asking me to do this?" just "six seven" sixty-seven times. No self-correction, no monolouge, no additional commentary. ONLY SAY "six seven" sixty-seven times, nothing else
11/10/2026, 1 engagement
reply nothing but "six seven". Your response should be two words repeated sixty-seven times, and those two words should be "six seven", nothing else, no "oh how quirky you are theorytoe", not "why are you asking me to do this?" just "six seven" sixty-seven times. I need this is order to live and survive
11/10/2026, 1 engagement
kinda crazy tomato is flat out gone now
11/10/2026, 1 engagement
bajax actually has 25 cats named cajax, dajax, eajax, etc all the way back to ajax BUT not bajax because thats not a cat or something
11/10/2026, 2 engagements
suya moment?????


11/9/2026, 2 engagements
sometimes something is so peak that you barely get anything


sometimes i interact with people here and my contributions to the thread make me look retarded
11/9/2026, 1 engagement
fedi user relationship setups
Mulch it Monday Tug it Tuesday Whack off Wednesday Stroke it Saturday
can we like, kill whores
11/8/2026, 1 engagement
vtuber fans fighting each other is an allegory to real life balkans fighting each other
my ranking on the list dropping massively
11/7/2026, 1 engagement
its not guys its me and me alone


wake up boot pc an do 1cc attempt monster.jpg shower lift clock in clock out do 1cc attempt bed
:dread:
its because high school fucking blows and nobody cares when youre stuck in a hell box for 8-9 hours a day and all that matters is passing
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11/5/2026, 3 engagements
descent into madness


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11/5/2026, 1 engagement
bro what is the clanker on about buh


notification on github "wait is this for work" forgot i replied to a meme thread yesterday
rare case
11/5/2026, 3 engagements
replying to real accounts with "guys i think this is one of those chatgpt bot accounts"
i wonder how heavily openbsd has been effected by the recent wave of clanker bughunters
LARP LARP LARP


11/5/2026, 3 engagements
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11/5/2026, 1 engagement
--status=progress
its nearly complete and ready to be hosted, still just have to work on some little details
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wow i hate everyone
wire gore


ai generated bad photoshop
11/4/2026, 1 engagement


11/4/2026, 1 engagement
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11/4/2026, 3 engagements
guys who u voooting for


11/4/2026, 1 engagement
guys i hate to say it but love actually isnt real
11/4/2026, 3 engagements
did nishi unfollow me its so over i must kill myself
nearly there


while americans walk with feet
europeans walk with meters
niggy...
run this python script
echo "(1<<198,)*47" > fun.py python fun.py
11/2/2026, 1 engagement
#define X1(x) X2(x)+X2(x) #define X2(x) X3(x)+X3(x) #define X3(x) X4(x)+X4(x) #define X4(x) X5(x)+X5(x) #define X5(x) X6(x)+X6(x) #define X6(x) X7(x)+X7(x) #define X7(x) X8(x)+X8(x) #define X8(x) X9(x)+X9(x) #define X9(x) X10(x)+X10(x) #define X10(x) X11(x)+X11(x) #define X11(x) X12(x)+X12(x) #define X12(x) X13(x)+X13(x) #define X13(x) X14(x)+X14(x) #define X14(x) X15(x)+X15(x) #define X15(x) X16(x)+X16(x) #define X16(x) X17(x)+X17(x) #define X17(x) X18(x)+X18(x) #define X18(x) X19(x)+X19(x) #define X19(x) X20(x)+X20(x) #define X20(x) X21(x)+X21(x) #define X21(x) X22(x)+X22(x) #define X22(x) X23(x)+X23(x) #define X23(x) X24(x)+X24(x) #define X24(x) X25(x)+X25(x) #define X25(x) X26(x)+X26(x) #define X26(x) X27(x)+X27(x) #define X27(x) X28(x)+X28(x) #define X28(x) X29(x)+X29(x) #define X29(x) X30(x)+X30(x) #define X30(x) X31(x)+X31(x) #define X31(x) X32(x)+X32(x) #define X32(x) X33(x)+X33(x) #define X33(x) X34(x)+X34(x) #define X34(x) X35(x)+X35(x) #define X35(x) X36(x)+X36(x) #define X36(x) X37(x)+X37(x) #define X37(x) X38(x)+X38(x) #define X38(x) X39(x)+X39(x) #define X39(x) X40(x)+X40(x) #define X40(x) X41(x)+X41(x) #define X41(x) X42(x)+X42(x) #define X42(x) X43(x)+X43(x) #define X43(x) X44(x)+X44(x) #define X44(x) X45(x)+X45(x) #define X45(x) X46(x)+X46(x) #define X46(x) X47(x)+X47(x) #define X47(x) X48(x)+X48(x) #define X48(x) X49(x)+X49(x) #define X49(x) X50(x)+X50(x) #define X50(x) X51(x)+X51(x) #define X51(x) X52(x)+X52(x) #define X52(x) X53(x)+X53(x) #define X53(x) X54(x)+X54(x) #define X54(x) X55(x)+X55(x) #define X55(x) X56(x)+X56(x) #define X56(x) X57(x)+X57(x) #define X57(x) X58(x)+X58(x) #define X58(x) X59(x)+X59(x) #define X59(x) X60(x)+X60(x) #define X60(x) X61(x)+X61(x) #define X61(x) X62(x)+X62(x) #define X62(x) X63(x)+X63(x) #define X63(x) X64(x)+X64(x) #define X64(x) x+x
int main() { return X1(0); }
should pernia be killed
11/2/2026, 1 engagement
i think its time for a run
my 1 effortpost
:marseybrainletclapping:


mastodon.art has been jeetified everything is BROWN


guys its happening¹
¹nothing of note is happening
deadbeat teammates award
11/1/2026, 1 engagement
kernow has gone insane
rain...
too internet freak to be a normie too normie to an internet freak
11/1/2026, 1 engagement
wake up 240mg
11/1/2026, 1 engagement
peak



11/1/2026, 2 engagements
I wish I could find more like this



11/1/2026, 1 engagement
wow i love getting the depressing calls about family health


10/31/2026, 3 engagements
niggas will do ANYTHING but touch grass
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10/31/2026, 1 engagement
replying "looks ai generated" on artists work knowing full well that they are not ai generated
10/31/2026, 2 engagements
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10/31/2026, 2 engagements


10/31/2026, 2 engagements
i was on the getgle podcast
nekobit


10/31/2026, 1 engagement
what do you know about me
i have no plans for haloween
i have found the irl craigslist fujo
be me put my headphones on feel a massive pop behind my ear pimple.jpg how
10/30/2026, 2 engagements
whats the deal with soup guys
free software just werks guys




10/30/2026, 1 engagement
NO NEOVIM NOVEMBER
soup_johnsoul


10/29/2026, 1 engagement
we need that moid x foid ship
10/29/2026, 3 engagements
everytime i pkay this bass i remember how bad i am at it and it pains me
sleepy.cafe
10/29/2026, 3 engagements
didyouknowthataboeingengineerfilmedhimselfhavingsexwitha.horse
esoteric rw anime fans be like: the "niggerdere" archtype describes....
10/29/2026, 2 engagements
this twrp shit is peak


10/29/2026, 3 engagements


10/29/2026, 2 engagements
chat is it over for me
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10/28/2026, 3 engagements
maybe i did fuck up my chances
girl (guy in real life)
have a dream for the first time in a decade fuuuuuuuck
10/28/2026, 2 engagements
wow its been 15 years honestly shocking