Nice Shiplap

This is just a reminder that Thanksgiving is real, and it's a White Folks Holiday, and you shall not defrost The Mariah until December first.

Okay, now I'm 73, feel like 93 and act like 13.

Cheap candy? Or precious memories?

That stuff always tastes dry to me.

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Can there be too many ernge kats on the TL? #Caturday

With Poast being fully functional, it's time for this guest to depart. It's been a wonderful visit and I'm sure I'll be back again, but through choice rather than disaster. As hosts, you have all been most gracious and understanding of my heathen ways. Of course if you follow my Poast account you'll notice no changes as I'm the same person in either place. Heh... As a small token of my appreciation I leave you with several extra-large trays of the Diner's best breakfast sammiches.

The world used to be a much larger place than it is today. And there weren't anywhere near as many morons using up all the good air either. I'd like to regain that world by something that would kill off all of the jeets, all of the jews and about 75% of the spics, niggers and muzzies. Wouldn't that be pleasant?

/The Deco Kings/

The guys who designed and built these wonders mostly grew up poor and hungry, and yet they developed a form of Honor that rivaled the Deep South. The wealthy people who own the last examples of this Great Art do not deserve to look at them let alone own them.

Maybe some fresh just-ground coffee will help. I need to get out of the habit of Afternoon Napping.

How do you convert horsepower to metric? The 24 hour clock? Dates on the calendar? IQ rankings? Wattage and amperage? Huh, smartie fartie metric users? Can't answer? Lulz, feet and inches rules!

/A Nice Little Breakfast/

Fried eggs, bacon, hash browns & toast are the ingredients every White Man needs to start off a Tuesday morning. Swing by Tuba City for a quick stop at Shiplap's Diner this morning. Heck, you'll have enough extra energy to visit HR and speak a sexism to the fags over there!

Humor from the recent past is still funny.

2012 was half a century ago and Cheeto Messiah has been officially elevated to godhood status.

I always manage to look at the Fediverse just in time to see people being sad or lonely, and I wish it was just better for all of you. That's why I hide behind bad jokes and humor so often.

I love this stuff.

Found the 'real' Amilia! Her name is Ellise Chappell.

/White Folks Holidays/

Odd Reference:

I lived in Berwyn for about three years starting in 1974. It's why I started watching Svengoolie. The corny jokes and insistence on remaining strictly G Rated is why I stayed with it.

Stop typing! Svengoolie is on!

Well! Let me introduce myself to any of you who don't know me already. I'm Shiplap, I'm old, I worship jews and israel, I have four Filipino 2nd wives and 13 lakehouses. My kids won't get a dime outta me as I sent them all to die for israel last year. This is the ONLY POAST I'll ever make without caps being fully locked. So if you like this swagger, give me a follow.🤪