Mitsu

No sex :apensive:

Spanish TV chef: We’ll add two spoonfuls of oil proceeds to pour in nearly half the bottle

I can’t stop playing stardew valley

Even in stardew valley I take showers

No trick or treat here

Guizzy costume is creepy af

Pressure cookers scare me

Holy cow, that’s a big potato

I always dream about the same fedi friend

I hate it when I’m trying to watch videos and someone keeps talking to me so I have to pause the damn video over and over again

CHRISTMAS SOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cursed things I see on sites like facebook market

Is it just me or does anyone else get nervous when you read a book and you know there are still pages left to go but you already want to know what’s going to happen?

Would you still love me if I were a man?

Selfie

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Good morning to women only, men you think about what you did

My mother loves gossip. Understandable girl

The other day I got angry with Guizzy (but I didn’t tell him anything) because, in the book I’m reading, the protagonist’s husband cheats on her (typical male behavior) and since Guizzy is a man, he could do the same thing :acat_finger:

Chipi chipi chapa chapa

She looks so fluffy… Guizzy sent me the picture

Me when I was a kid during the part where Casper turns into a human

Christmas movies on tv :acat_gangnam:

8 saturdays until christmas LET'S GOOOOOOOO

Guys, it’s almost christmas LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

It’s friday my dudes

I think I have clots in my lungs again and I'm going to have another pulmonary embolism because I’m tired and out of breath like last time, not quite as bad but like when it started. I’m going to the doctor tomorrow and will ask him to do coagulation tests just in case

You see me posting funny things, but behind the screen, I’m deeply depressed :cat_thumbs_up:

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Lain speak, I wonder if he has a german accent

Bunny makeup bag :bunnydance:

Mood

Thanks to the mosquito that bit my boob, I really needed that :acat_finger:

My mother wants me to eat ALL THE TIME. She offers me something, I tell her I don’t want it and she says “YES YOU DO WANT IT" and forces me to eat it

Why the hell am I so sad for no reason?????

Lentils today :acat_gangnam:

Me: Wow, that’s a nice makeup set, let’s see how much it costs

The makeup set: 400 euros

Ah

I want a big cat 😞

Caterpillar

Girl, are you

I want to be a cowgirl :apensive:

I'm very bored, paypal me 350000$ CAD

You all need Jesus

One of the books from my childhood

I wish I was pretty. Feeling pretty depressed today :cat_thumbs_up:

There’s an alert for flooding and strong winds tomorrow, I received an alert on my phone and I got scared

We ran into a woman who used to work at a supermarket near my house and she has known me since I was little and she told me that I’m still very pretty :shock:

Do you guys talk in discord? :cat_lookinside:

Water!!!

I’d like to play a game with some fedi friends once a week while using voice chat but it never works

No one

Me: Guizzy, are the chests of muscular men hard or soft when you touch/grab them?

I want to go to Scotland and Ireland

Imagine being french

If it’s a boy otako, if it’s a girl tu abuela

I went to buy a shirt, but none of them would button over my chest. They’re clearly racist against boobs

Husky for iOS when????

I’m sure I can’t have children. Guizzy and I have been trying for months with no luck, yet the girlfriend of a friend of Guizzy’s just stopped taking birth control and is already pregnant. I’m really sad

My throat hurts :sadcat:

Test

My mom is a victim of AI :apensive:

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I'm watching wheel of fortune and there's a contestant who is obsessed with the minions. He does a gru impression and whenever he calls out a consonant, if it appears in a minion's name, he says things like K for Kevin

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I ate fuet, I'm happy, simple as

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I'm just a girl

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I learned a trick to make myself look taller when I'm dressed and it's working :acat_gangnam:

Yesterday I had a video call with Guizzy and he showed me the bunny and I was calling her and she gave the screen a kiss :sadcat:

My mom serving food: Do you want more? Me: No My mom: serves me more

Why does she even ask if she's just going to do whatever she wants??? :cat_starebrow:

😭

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I want to be a dermatologist :apensive:

Selfie

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Me every time I remember that sanek BOUGHT CHOCOLATINES AT WALMART AND HE COMPLAINS THAT THEY WEREN'T GOOD:

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I’m angry at Guizzy because I dreamed that we got divorced because he cheated on me and he treated me like shit :acat_finger: :acat_finger: :acat_finger:

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Mallorcan choccy milk

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Crying because I'm really tired and I miss Guizzy and the bunny and our house 😞

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A lot of people are going to Mallorca

We’ve set up our new dining table. We still need to change the curtains, add a sideboard, change the lamp and put up some decorations, but that will happen when I get back from Spain :cat_thumbs_up: The bunny approves

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True

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I'm going to swim for the first time in our pool 💅🏻

I already prepared the candy for halloween

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I hate the smurfs

Are minions gays? There are no female minions

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A dog in a store smelled my belly

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The orange cat was in our yard and I went out to pet it. It’s not grumpy, it’s just scared of people. I named it fox because I thought it was a fox at first. I think it’s stray so I will try to let some food next time

I'm worried about the bunny. She has been staying with Guizzy's brother for the past two days because we were going to be very busy. Last night, she spent her first night in our new house. She ate all the hay I gave her last night, but she hasn't eaten the lettuce or the treat from this morning, and she seems scared 😞