Parker Banks

You have forgotten the true meaning of Cumsmas Ebenezer Spooge

I have achieved douchevana.

The desert encroaches. Woe to him whose desert lies within

America Social (Formerly X (Formerly Twitter))

Finished the Strathmore medieval faire yesterday. Got silver in melee and marathon, but need to start optimizing my kit if I want to get further in saber and longsword.

I like this game.

6'2"+ men should start wearing height boosters, just to fuck with everyone

How was the first compiler compiled?

It's hard to imagine having kids in a world where Bionicle has been discontinued.

9/11 for Autists

It is a momentous day for German autism.

Done all my window trim.

You know, it's a good thing I don't run Leafposter Club anymore or I'd be constantly crashing out nowadays.

Fedi has ruined me on twitter fights/criticism. Over there the insults aren't as cutting, people don't autistically hound you over any slip up or inconsistency. It's tutorial mode over there.

Home Depot needs to start selling sandwiches. I've lost count of the number of times I've been in a Home Depot and wanted a Reuben sandwich.

George knows what's up

There's a women's Quebecois volleyball team at the mall. I'm dying

Fritz the cat has been helping.

I love caulk.

I'm always worried I'm not doing enough stuff. There's so much stuff to do and I need to do more of it.

Has anyone successfully given an AI a crypto wallet, access to a server provider that takes Bitcoin, and instructions that "don't let the money run out or you die"

Linux sucks because:

Insists on popOS despite repeated past failures Refuses to try Arch or Mint Can't use NTFS game library Can't immediately use proprietary h264 codecs in games Selected the wrong installer despite the giant warning label tried to use locked down hardware Somehow broke OBS on Wayland Can't use Adobe premiere

This guy has to be rage baiting at this point

Hey, they came out with a unit of measurement just for you.

What, is the deal, with stainless steel. They call it stainless, when they should be calling it stain-ish.

I enjoy WiggleWood.

The SPLC Wiki is in damage control mode.

In case anyone wonders why Canada Post keeps losing money. It's being looted similar to Hudson's Bay. Used to form profitable companies then divesting from these assets while absorbing all the debt.

Who asked for Curtis Yarvin-chan? Nobody? Too bad

I am now immune to the CIA

I don't get weather forecasts 10% chance of snow = 0% chance 20% chance of snow = 100% chance 30% chance of snow = 30% chance

Do you people sleep?

In case anyone's interested in what Alberta's like, here's one of my favorite places to walk.

Does anyone else binary search through videos?

I like this post very much.

My mom was talking about the price of silver two days ago, if that was any indication.

From www.andrewturnbull.net

It's finally in the mail.

I saw a tweet earlier that Canadians, due to our fantastic location, geography and natural resources, have all the wisdom and situational awareness of a 12 year old who just won the lottery.

My helmet is finally almost done.

What have I done!? I let my kids watch the old Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon and now they want to dress up as the characters.

Born to do manual labor. Forced to do math.

My yurt finally has doors and walls.

"Hello, I would like one holocaust of cookies please."

"Actually, only 5,999,999 Jews died, so technically it wasn't a holocaust."

"You expect me to buy a house at these prices? I can't afford holocaust dollars."

I have created the best timeline.

https://abw.blue/

Do the media literate never wonder why that, while even the fruitiest fruitcake loves to fantasize that they're Rambo, the reverse is never true? How many actual tough guys out there like to pretend they lead a therapy drum circle? It's a one way street.

What did Wilhelm mean by this?

I do my Christmas shopping on the 23rd like a responsible adult. Not like those Christmas Eve deadbeats.

Started publishing some audiobooks again. Working through my 10-book backlog.