Lightning channels are growing larger and more numerous over time ⚡


8/25/2026, 18 engagements
No King But Christ
Lightning channels are growing larger and more numerous over time ⚡


8/25/2026, 18 engagements


8/23/2026, 10 engagements
outside so hot rn
8/22/2026, 8 engagements
We're the crèm de la crop, fam
8/22/2026, 6 engagements
There is no top, Anon


8/15/2026, 50 engagements
Stay in your pod. Eat the bugs. Watch the slop. Own nothing. Be happy 🌈
8/10/2026, 12 engagements
58% Gang rise up
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8/10/2026, 16 engagements
NoBSBitcoin comes back from a 13 month pause to publish about the Coldcard vulnerability!
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8/4/2026, 3 engagements
Hardware wallet manufacturers need to start publishing third-party test reports on the quality of their internal random number generators.
8/3/2026, 22 engagements
Roll the dice, Anon
8/3/2026, 9 engagements
What's happening with the stolen coins from hardware wallets?
7/30/2026, 8 engagements
What new data / features do you want on the Dashboard?
7/29/2026, 15 engagements
Happy 4th 🎉🇺🇲🦅🤠
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Do btcd nodes actively resist talking to the scanners, or do they not really accept incoming connections?
7/1/2026, 1 engagement
Take your kids on a date to the machine tools section of your local hardware store.
6/28/2026, 2 engagements
The best road trip music is Southern Rock.
6/23/2026, 3 engagements
Difficulty dumped.
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6/14/2026, 16 engagements
Sub-sat fees are live on the Dashboard


6/10/2026, 3 engagements
Romantic Retrofuturism

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6/6/2026, 2 engagements
58k Gang is a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming of the blockchain
GM


6/4/2026, 4 engagements
"No update on my side."
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5/30/2026, 5 engagements
Romantic Retrofuturism


5/30/2026, 21 engagements
Minidisc Futurism


5/30/2026, 15 engagements
When you outlaw arbitrary computation on your own hardware, it's checkmate for human civilization.
5/28/2026, 6 engagements
Boomers will be less than 5% of the US population by 2050
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2050 is closer than 2000
5/23/2026, 2 engagements
Some men would rather come up with simulation theory than just believe in God.
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5/12/2026, 3 engagements
If the kids are fighting over where to sit, make them roll initiative 🤣
Brethren, let not your hearts be troubled.
4/18/2026, 1 engagement
Wars only destroy.
GM
4/12/2026, 1 engagement
Why do you seek the living among the dead?
Just so you know, Wuille and Maxwell are done advocating for soft forks. We're going to have to do something without them.
Alright fam, what are we doing about quantum?
3/29/2026, 1 engagement
Give your people permission to walk out of unproductive meetings 🔥
3/14/2026, 1 engagement
You can't think your way to perfect solutions for problems you don't fully understand.
Plebs together strong
GM
Which one of you sent the non-standard transaction?


3/12/2026, 2 engagements
De maximus exemption, am I right?
Me after every Balaji podcast: do I need to leave the country?
Also me: my state will secede first!
Teach your kids to work hard so one day they can grow up and go fight in Iran


3/3/2026, 1 engagement
Dear
, please stop changing the title of your podcast every episode. Thank you for your attention to this matter.


Main chain ghost town
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2/27/2026, 2 engagements
The seed oils are in everything.
Wealth taxes are a symptom of terminal-phase democracy
2/24/2026, 3 engagements
"But Jesus said <misrepresentation / misunderstanding> therefore we should ."
Gotcha!
The real quantum threat is making catastrophic unnecessary changes to Bitcoin
2/20/2026, 25 engagements
What's the most dangerous technology that plebs can run right now? What new tech needs to be built?
2/18/2026, 6 engagements
Don't see design and intention where there is none, but don't chalk it up to coincidence where there is.
Hey, for all of Trump's failures, at least we had a few years without censorship to say enough to get us all thrown in the gulags when the Dems take control again.
2/18/2026, 1 engagement
wen prediction market on bitcoin
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luv u, nostr ❤️
say it back
New Dashboard settings panel just dropped 🚀
Only available if you sign in with nostr


2/13/2026, 8 engagements
Costco is out of the cheapest Mac Mini. So many guys running OpenClaw.
Update: the compiler is so slow that it cannot compile itself in less than 13 hours
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Created a new programming language over the weekend. Compiler on the way to self-hosting. More details Soon(tm)
2/9/2026, 1 engagement
ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH, LADS
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58k GANG REUNION TOUR
GM
2/5/2026, 2 engagements
Are high-end refrigerators absurdly expensive, or are normal refrigerators too cheap and break?
Turns out Claude is the only recent startup with good tokenomics
Gold is way too volatile to ever be a store of value.
1/30/2026, 3 engagements
Hey guys, I heard nobody uses nostr
1/29/2026, 1 engagement
Loom & Doom
A D&D knitting circle
Can we use nostr DMs to interact with Clawdbot yet?
1/27/2026, 1 engagement
"If bitcoin can't adapt to quantum, I'll just rotate into alts"
The year is 2037
You've got your mask on to slow the spread
Thermostat set low to stop climate change
It's cold, but you earned an extra tube of cricket paste after that great presentation in the compliance pre-planning meeting on Sunday
Quarterly sensitivity training is this week
Life is good
Baroque Obama

